Marilyn Manson To Fill Fame-Void With Rattlesnakes

Sometimes when being satanic just isn't enough anymore, a fellow's gotta come up with new fancy ways to shock people - and murder isn't generally an option due fairly heavy consequences.

Our cousin Mort, for instance, drank a three gallon hot sauce-bourbon mixture that left him in a coma for just under five days. When he came to in that hospital bed, and he saw both of his moms staring down at him, well that's the kind of loving attention he hasn't had in years. It's what he wanted.

Marilyn Manson is kind of like our cousin Mort. He's desperately looking for something to get him famous again - and he thinks his answer is rattlesnakes. He wants to fill up a bathtub with at least 87 of them, then crawl in and let them intertwine with his privies for no less than 45 minutes. All this to get in the Guinness Book next to those two fat scooter-riding twins.

A noble cause.

Marilyn Manson has been shocking us for years, what with his blue makeup and fancy white boob-suit. He even bought dead children with keyboardist money and took a swing at doing some poor girl on camera. Shocking as all that was, it doesn't work for him anymore.

That's why he's moving on to pretending he's on Fear Factor. We haven't heard of any goat-bladder recipes per se, but we have heard he has every intention of bathing with dozens and dozens of live rattle snakes. According to a nameless source:

"Marilyn is desperate to get into the famous book, and wants to do it for something people will associate him with. He thought about all the wacky records he could try and break, and came across Jackie Bibby's record. That's when he decided he wanted to try and break it."

Sounds good, right? But if he has as much luck with that as he did seducing Lindsay Lohan, his face will get sprayed with rattler spoo and the snakes will crawl in and out his ribcage with ease because some of those chest-bones are still missing.

Missing chest-bones are a dream for rattlesnakes.

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