The marriage between gothic rocker Marilyn Manson and burlesque dancer/model Dita Von Teese had a good run. After all, people grow apart in a marriage. In this case, the exasperating, gruelling task of working on a relationship for roughly 365 days in a row took its toll on these two, and Dita filed for divorce on December 29.

But, even with the dread of a mundane, stale relationship, how could one ever grow tired of those penetrating eyes, pouty, luscious red lips, and smooth, alabaster skin? Oh, and Dita's pretty hot, too.

Since the demise of their 'blink-and-you-miss-it' marriage, Mary Manson, 38, is being linked to a couple of barely legal hotties: Lindsay Lohan, 20, and Evan Rachel Wood, 19 (If you add their ages together, they almost exactly add up to his age, which we think makes it seem a tad less disgusting). Having a relationship with this guy will most definitely scar these impressionable youths for life. Although, LiLo's pretty much maxed out in that department.

According to unverifiable, sketchy sources, it was Marilyn Manson's partying with Lindsay Lohan that destroyed his marriage, which was most certainly rock-solid before the two hooked up. The idea that Lindsay hooked up with this whack-job is indisputable proof that if one drinks enough alcohol, anyone can become attractive. Let this be a lesson to all you kids out there: don't drink and date. It was probably after Lindsay dried out and realised the horror of it all that she decided curtail her uber-partying ways and high tail it to AA. Hmm… maybe everyone with a drinking problem should have a drunken hook-up with Marilyn Manson to get them to change their ways. This could be an effective intervention technique.

Mary Manson has since moved on and is reportedly stepping out as of late with Miss Evan Rachel Wood, who we know from such films as… um… wait… what's she been in? Anyway, she's his new arm candy. It's thought that Marilyn and Evan became an icky, icky couple while working on his upcoming horror film Phantasmagoria: The Visions of Lewis Carroll. How romantic! Our feminine side here at hecklerspray can totally understand why a teenage girl found Marilyn Manson attractive. Besides his all-star smile and winning personality, it must be such a blast to be able to share make-up with your boyfriend! You can give each other makeovers and pedicures, and he can come to slumber parties with your friends to have pillow fights in your pyjamas. 

However, before Mary and Evan get too excited about going steady, there is the matter of his divorce to taint their joy. Apparently, it’s becoming a nasty, bitter custody battle between Marilyn and Dita over who gets the cats. One can only imagine what a legal nightmare that must be! Will they share custody? Will they trade off having them for the holidays? Will there be supervised visits? Sadly, in situations like these it’s always the cats that suffer the most. Hopefully, Mary and Dita kept their eyeshadow collections separate during their marriage. It would take years to sort out that mess.    

Did Lohan help end Manson's marriage? – Stuff