Marilyn Manson Has Sex With A Girl Just For You
Then buzz it up
May 16th, 2007 at 16:30 by Stuart Heritage
Chronically aware that his shtick of wearing funny-coloured contact lenses and singing bad sixth-form poetry to bad sixth-form goth music isn't controversial any more, Marilyn Manson has revealed a new PR tactic - having sex with girls in videos.
Not just any girls, either - Marilyn Manson has sex with his real-life teenage girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood. And Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood don't just have any sex, either - they have real, in-and-out sex. And Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood don't just have real sex on any video, either - it's the video for new Marilyn Manson single Heart-Shaped Glasses. Clever old Marilyn Manson - he knows only too well that nothing makes a man more popular than a video of his weird naked underdeveloped lesbian anorexic prostitute body pumping away into a girl who looks like she's about six years old.
It's weird to think that people ever saw Marilyn Manson as controversial. Just by looking like a bootfair scarecrow designed by Tim Burton and singing songs about being really bloody angry, people actually saw Marilyn Manson as a threat once. Of course, that was before all the terrorism and wars came along and made Marilyn Manson look like a silly little boy who'd watched The Crow one too many times - because after that everyone seemed to lose interest in Manson somewhat. But that hasn't stopped Marilyn Manson from trying.
Marilyn Manson is basically a child - if a magazine printed an article about how picking up litter was a dangerous new controversial act of rebellion, Marilyn Manson would hit the streets of LA with a binbag and a set of grabbers so fast your teeth would fall out. It's true - surely that's the only explanation for Marilyn Manson doing unbearably attention-seeking things like having a worst man instead of a best man at his wedding to Dita Von Teese. Or having sex with his new girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood in the video to his new single Heart-Shaped Glasses because he knows that's the only way anyone will watch the sodding thing. Radar reports:
According to a source close to the production crew, Manson and Wood elected not to fake their intercourse. Though their naughty bits are concealed on-screen by bedclothes and each other's bodies, the logistics of the shoot ensured the crew members had an intimate view of the proceedings… "The Christian parents will be sharpening their steak knives for him."
We've seen the video to Heart-Shaped Glasses by Marilyn Manson, and we're sad to report that it lacks the pottymouth thrills of Colin Farrell's sex tape, the eye-bleeding weirdness of Screech's sex tape or the life-altering horror of Kid Rock and Scott Stapp's sex tape. In actual fact, the sex in Marilyn Manson's new video is so mannered, staged and unconvincing that it looks like the kind of thing you'd usually see on Movies24 at 1am on a Friday night. And anyone who's stayed up to watch Movies24 on a Friday night knows that isn't even close to being a good thing.
Still, following Marilyn Manson's divorce and non-arrival of that Lewis Carroll film he was supposed to be making, let's just pray that all the sex in the Heart-Shaped Glasses video works for him, or else we can expect Marilyn Manson to do something really shocking next time.
Like, say, release a single that doesn't sound like a tenth-rate Gary Numan rip-off for once.
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May 27th, 2007 at 1:02 pm
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June 4th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
i love marilyn no matter what he doues in his vidz. i dont care if he has sex wiv girls and show it
to the world, that just shows hez brave n haznt got a small **** xxx luv u xxx
July 16th, 2007 at 3:48 am
manson is the shit rock on man
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:03 am
Look, give it up to the guy…when I first saw the video (no one was ranting and raving about it yet) and I had no idea what to expect. I definately didn’t expect to see what I saw in the first 2 1/2 minutes. Although, its very intriguing and romantic as far as Manson goes. I love the guy and I think it was a bold, amazing statement. The song is great and so is the video…maybe you guys who write these articles should quit being so jealous, in order to write an actual report worth reading, and also, so you can quit being so damn judgemental. Leave the guy alone and get a life.
July 27th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
God, I love Marilyn Manson!!!!!! Hes so hot!!!!!
July 28th, 2007 at 10:07 pm
what a bullshit, he is the best. Anne Cox, your so totaly right.
August 6th, 2007 at 1:35 am
i love him so much!! im so proud of him to do what he wants and not have a problem with it!!!
August 6th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Haha, isn’t this a site where anything and everything gets sent up in the funniest and most satirical ways possible? Then you read the above comments and realise people actually took this seriously…
Anne, crawl back under your rock where you imagine Marilyn pumping your booty to “Tainted Love” and take the narrow-minded idiots who posted above with you.
August 15th, 2007 at 1:04 am
Ok I love him I think he is great and i think he stands up for what he believes in but i dnt agree on some of the things he does, he let 9 little innocent puppies into the
mosh pit and would not play until they all came bak dead?? what does that prove? that he hates innocent puppies that never did anything to him! Now this i just
is stupid showing him have sex with his girl, who they will break up with and then he will regret it, its pretty stupid, make better choices…
August 20th, 2007 at 9:03 am
You can slag him off all you want. It just makes him stronger and besides he makes more money than you
‘his weird naked underdeveloped lesbian anorexic prostitute body’ Made me lol, how can he have a lesbian body, for starters he’s a guy… And I don’t think she was paying him for that… and he doesn’t have an anorexic body and it really doesn’t look underdeveloped
I like it ^^
‘a girl who looks like she’s about six years old’ Ok if you think of her as six years old then maybe you have the problem.
Also the crow is a great film you can never watch too much
Manson has made way more shocking videos, personally I think you enoyed this one.
When I read the first couple of sentenses I knew this would make me laugh. HA!
I don’t think Manson will be too bothered if he ever read this, it has a somewhat comical side.
Atleast he can still get girls like her, perhaps your jealous? I would be if I had enough time to right a whole article slagging off one man.
bye
x x x XD
August 31st, 2007 at 12:24 pm
In an attempt to clarify nobody gives a s*** about Manson, you write an elaborate article about his video… you have to see the irony here.
November 4th, 2007 at 6:59 am
Hey i was wondering if you coold have sex with me? I’m a lez and you’re boobs look juicy, and i have this temptation to fuck you.
November 4th, 2007 at 7:00 am
oops, i mean the girl in the pic
November 4th, 2007 at 4:35 pm
shut the fuck up you sons of bitches or ill fucking kick all your asses. What ever you are talking about is gay and inappropriate and just for that i can get all your asses in jail. So shut up and get a life before i throw you in jail or kick your ass.
November 5th, 2007 at 6:49 am
Thanks for clarifying that Brooke!
I was dry retching here at the thought of Marilyn’s juicy boobs.
February 19th, 2008 at 3:01 am
you are an ass. and jealous. marilyn manson is completely ground breaking and original. back off.
March 7th, 2008 at 6:31 am
HEY!!!!! Heart shaped glasses is a BRILLIANT song!!! =) Its cute.