Comments on: Mariah Carey Wants You to Touch Her Body…Yes, YOU!

By: Scamp

Scamp — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 00:00:34 +0000

Better lay off harsh reviews of Mariah. The lambs will go from 0 to testy in 2 seconds in an effort to protect their queen pie wagon.

By: gir

gir — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 04:28:11 +0000

I converse often with people “in the know” at cultural institutions such as ROLLING STONE, maybe you’ve heard of it….

Wait, you’re dropping Rolling Stone as the name most connected to music? Seriously? What the hell is this world coming to.

By: cheeky

cheeky — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 17:02:34 +0000

i think mariah’s album will crush “mad-donna’s” album like how emancipation did with confession. poor madge. move your release date if i were you, make it december. 2020.

By: Josh

Josh — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 02:50:44 +0000

Why does Mariah keep moving her release date to closely match Madonna’s? The woman is still crazy I guess. A buddy of mine at Rollingstone heard both albums and they all agreed Madonna’s will be a another classic while Mariahs once again plays it safe and is recording the same old stuff like recycing coke cans or something, which is a pity since she does have a nice voice but again so does Madonna so I figure no matter what they record they both will sell regardless,

By: Annette Hyde

Annette Hyde — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 15:30:38 +0000

Oooh, good call. I sit corrected…on one of those inflatable donut thingies.

By: euclid

euclid — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 20:28:28 +0000

Um, Annette, you might want to sit corrected for this one.

By: aLINA nOVAK

aLINA nOVAK — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 19:49:14 +0000

HI MARIAH WAT UP TIS IS YOUR # 1FAN MY FATHER ABSOULUTELY LOVES YOU HE WANTS TO SLLEP WITH

By: gir

gir — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 18:29:49 +0000

That’s me; formed in a very dark, high-pressure, high-temperature environment deep inside…uh…

This isn’t what it sounds like.

By: Annette Hyde

Annette Hyde — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 18:22:30 +0000

Well, I stand corrected.

Oh, gir, you are a gem. A GEM, I tell you.

By: gir

gir — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 15:43:41 +0000

SONG: “Working Where The Sun Don’t Shine” (The Colorectal Surgeon’s Song)

We praise the colorectal surgeon
Misunderstood and much maligned
Slaving away in the heart of darkness
Working where the sun don’t shine

Respect the colorectal surgeon
It’s a calling few would crave
Lift up your hands and join us
Let’s all do the finger wave

When it comes to spreading joy
There are many techniques
Some spread joy to the world
And others just spread cheeks
Some may think the cardiologist
Is their best friend
But the colorectal surgeon knows…
He’ll get you in the end!

Why the colorectal surgeon?
It’s one of those mysterious things.
Is it because in that profession
There are always openings?

When I first met a colorectal surgeon
He did not quite understand;
I said, “Hey nice to meet you
But do you mind? We don’t shake hands.”

He sailed right through medical school
Because he was a whiz
Oh but he never thought of psychology
Though he read passages
A doctor he wanted to be
For golf he loved to play
But this is not quite what he meant…
By eighteen holes a day!

Praise the colorectal surgeon
Misunderstood and much maligned
Slaving away in the heart of darkness
Working where the sun don’t shine!

Norman Swan: Bowser and Blue, whose website is http://www.bowserandblue.com

By: Annette Hyde

Annette Hyde — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 15:18:28 +0000

That probably would’ve been more interesting, anyway. There aren’t nearly enough songs about invasive tests for the rectum/colon region these days.

By: mst3kster

mst3kster — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 15:02:43 +0000

Hmm, maybe Mariah had a colonoscopy…?