Mariah Carey Makes Live 8 Even Worse

June 15th, 2005 at 13:30 by C J Davies

Mariah_broke_this_by_singing_at_itNoble cause, awful line-up. That seems to be the maxim of the Live 8 organisers so far. Something which hasn’t changed with the latest murmurings from Mediocrity Central.

Permanently warbling wench Mariah Carey (CDs) is reported to be desperately "trying to think of something that would make her performance really special." Like singing in something other than a high-pitched donkey bray, for example. Let’s be fair, it couldn’t get any worse could it?

Well, she wants to perform a Live 8 duet with George Michael.

We stand corrected.

Carey recalled how she "idolised George since she was a schoolgirl", and how she "looked at him and wanted to know what he was doing". Obviously no-one sat her down and answered her question: "well dear, he’s warbling some awfully bland ’song’ with a smugly profound look on his face."

"She thinks a duet with George is the perfect thing," a source explained. hecklerspray can only assume that the source forget to add "for slitting your wrists to" at the end of that sentence.

So, please. Mr. Bush. Mr. Blair. Cancel the debt. The future of popular culture depends on it.

[story by C J Davies]

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81 Responses to “Mariah Carey Makes Live 8 Even Worse”

  1. Jack Marteau Says:

    You must be kidding me. Mariah may be awful, but how can you so heavily criticise a line-up with Pink Floyd, The Who, Elton John, Paul McCartney, Coldplay, Muse, Robbie Williams, REM and U2, amongst others. 10 headliners in one gig? You’re right, terrible line-up.

  2. Sultana of Wing Says:

    I think the point is it’s not that exciting is it? Lots of celebs who can afford to give their time, and actually their money were it required, all seems a bit self-congratulatory. I for one would like to see some differnt genres, not just lowest common denominator chart grabbers.

  3. Boner Says:

    Pink Floyd, The Who, Elton John, Paul McCartney, Coldplay, Muse, Robbie Williams, REM and U2

    Populist does not equal quality.

    Great effort by all involved and let’s hope we all raise billions, but let’s not judge this on music or it will get messy. Unchallenging, the lot of them.

    And before you start don’t try to tell me that Muse are avant garde - they aren’t. They are fronted by Michael Vaughan - cricket is dull too.

  4. kire veljanovski Says:

    the effort of the writer of this text to diminish mariah`s credibility as a singer is so obvious and fourth grade material , mariah is one of the most important artists of the modern pop culture , much better than 90 percent of the awful british acts so everybody should be proud thyat she is lined up for the event, get over it she is the best vocal out there

  5. Mike Says:

    No offense, but calling the most popular and highest-selling female artist of all time, who, might I add, has enjoyed more chart sucess than anyone on that list (well, except for Paul McCartney, but that was with the Beatles, so I digress) an “awful” singer is pretty stupid. I’m not saying Mariah is better than anyone else on that list, but I think it’s very rude of you to actually make an article about this.

  6. mickey Says:

    well you can say what you want and you did. your article is as clever as that of a moody teenager, if that.

    i don’t mind a mariah joke but to diss her talent and work is pretty lame.
    she may dress like a porn star but her talent and success are UNDENIABLE…

  7. George Flint Says:

    For an artist who has sold 150,000,000 records in FIFTEEN YEARS, had a breakdown, and stuggled to fight for her career back … your article on Mariah Carey is DISGUSTING!

    I have the up most respect for Mariah … she is a true fighter and has successfully achieved her 16TH NUMBER 1 in America …

    …. Robbie Williams has been in the pop business less than 10 years with a collection of hits so small, they can barely fill up a singles worth. And yes, he may have quite a few #1 hits … but with the declining singles chart over here … it’s not hard!

  8. dan4sel Says:

    Well I’m not afraid to say it…. Mariah is definately the best singer here and everywhere else too….Yup “It’s like that”.. so don’t hate. Her doing a duet with George Michael would be totally awesome for the fans, they both are great artist I’m safe to say that they Belong Together….. loves it.

  9. Lian Says:

    Whatever the writer said about Mariah, she is stronger than before; people are just jalous to find her better after 15th year’s hard word. So find another subject about someone more important than her if you think she is “like that”!

  10. Anonymous Says:

    You Mariah-loving freaks are scarying me now…

  11. Linda Says:

    I think that anyone who would dare degrade Mariah in such a manner is obviously lacking self confidence and is so insecure about themselves that they have to take in out on the most talented vocalist/composer in the WORLD! I hope you’re ashamed of yourself.

  12. Jingle Jangle George Says:

    RE: ‘mariah is one of the most important artists of the modern pop culture’
    That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard in ages. The fact that she’s sold god-knows-how-many albums is a damning indictment of the modern world, a lot of people out there require some ‘corrective treatment’ it seems.

  13. Anonymous Says:

    fuck anyone who disses Mariah

  14. Christina Says:

    The misery you people must cause for your neighbours, parents and friends listening to that wailing banshee.

  15. Jankro Says:

    Yeh right on m8 and another screaming banshee from across the pond Whitney Houston, imangine those two on the same bill…oh dear, there goes the shiver !!

  16. jankro Says:

    She was used to torture the Taliban, not the same cd played again and again but a load of her music. it was a stick on, the blokes crumbled in no time and spilled the beens….so I guess she comes in handy now and again.

  17. Che Says:

    U people are so pathetic, if u knew the slightest thing about music u would have the upmost respect for mariah, i cant beliv people today are so ignorant? let me guess ure all about 16, wid long greasy hair and consider useselves “misunderstood” emo brats. Anyone who is anything in the music industry wouldnt dare say a bad word against that woman, she has done more wid her life than any of u guys have to speak for, so just shut up and stop making fools of ureselves.

  18. Che Says:

    CJ DAVIES is obviously an incompetent moron and should be fired, journalists are supposed to be able to write, and know what they are talking about, obviously this is not the case here as he apparently knows nothing about the music industry.

  19. boner was right Says:

    Populist does not equal quality. Bang on.

    Mariah has 15 octaves and a big apartment. You think she needs everybody to love her music? I don’t think so. She’s a damn sight smarter than some of these comments.

  20. bianca Says:

    Dont worry mariah your fans still love you. If she wants to do a duet with george michael then so be it. i hope it happens so it can piss all you losers off lol.

  21. Che Says:

    I completely agree, Mariah We love you! Haters are fools.

  22. Newton Says:

    This article was absolutely ridiculous! Ok, so the writer doesn’t like Mariah but she is undeniably one of the most talented and successful singers of the past 15 years, not to mention the best-selling female artist of all time (and that’s for a reason!). Its sad that someone has to be so immature and diss such a talent who is stronger than ever and it will be a treat for the audience when MC performs. And George Michael is also a timeless talent so don’t diss him either! And whoever said Mariah dresses like a porn star is wrong. She has greatly matured in her style of dress. The Live 8 lineup is great!

  23. kire Says:

    it seems the journalist here wants music like the crazy frog talentless boy and girl bands , let it be! it just proves that anybody can find a job anywhere regardless of the credibility of that person , such as the example of this so called music critic. and yes we all love mariah`s yoddling and all those god damn screams she does , that is why she is the best vocal out there and most successful artist ever , so shove it up your… and enjoy life

  24. Jankro Says:

    You people should get out more, tell them to let you all out of your padded rooms and back into the real world were mariah as you will find out is a howling mut.

  25. Orane Carty Says:

    TO THE
    your article was such a lame and cheesy attempt to poke pun at Mariah, I almost feel sorry for you. Mariah Carey has sold nearly 200 million records worldwide making her the top selling female artist of all time and she has a voice so beautiful, it can make you hair stand on end. The only vocalist to rival her techniques, range and power are Celine Dion and Whitney houston, so please get a life. SHE IS THE GREATEST POP VOCALIST OF ALL TIME.
    SHE IS BETTER THAN ALL OF THE ACTS ON THAT LINEUP AND IF YOU DISAGREE, YOU ARE A DAMN FOOL. I hate it when people hate on a successful, talented, beautiful person; it makes you seem envious

  26. jankro Says:

    You are barking mad if you believe this…..SHE IS THE GREATEST POP VOCALIST OF ALL TIME.
    SHE IS BETTER THAN ALL OF THE ACTS ON THAT LINEUP AND IF YOU DISAGREE, YOU ARE A DAMN FOOL….no, you are.

  27. kire Says:

    jankro? why don`t you go out and have fun , you too are on a computer and talking shit about someone , pathetic!

  28. spynner Says:

    People who post stupid things about successful artists are missing the point. They need to give due credit to where credit is due. Mariah is one of the few genuine talents in the industry and I’m glad she has staying power. Her fans will womp you, you miserable journalist bastard with obviously no fans!

  29. ramonojo Says:

    Sorry you al mariah bithces, but Madonna is the female with the biggest sales around the world, 250 million to be exact. so fuck that.

  30. YAHOO MUSIC NEWS Says:

    Mariah Carey Sets A Record On The Singles Charts

    06/13/2005 3:00 PM, Yahoo! Music
    Bill Latham

    Mariah Carey’s hit single, “We Belong Together,” from her The Emancipation Of Mimi album, set the all-time one-week Billboard Hot 100 audience record with more than 190 million radio listeners hearing the song last week. The single has topped the Billboard Hot 100 singles and Hot R&B/Hip-Hop song charts for three weeks in a row. The song is also Number One on the Urban and Rhythmic Top 40 singles charts.

    The previous record was set by Mario at the beginning of the year with just under 190 million listeners, for “Let Me Love You.” Usher held the record before him a little over 170 million, for 2004’s “Yeah!”

    Mariah secured her place as the Number One most successful female artist of all time last month when “We Belong Together” became her sixteenth song to top the Billboard Hot 100. Mariah only has a few more hits to go before she catches up with Elvis Presley — who has 18 Number One hits and the greatest all-time hit makers the Beatles — who have 20 Number One hits.

    Mariah will appear on the 5th Annual BET Awards broadcast on June 28, where she is also nominated for Best Female R&B singer.

    Beginning with her self-titled debut album in 1990, Mariah has sold more than 150 million albums worldwide, making her the top-selling female artist in history.

  31. Kate Manswell Says:

    Hahaha. This article is a joke?
    Pink Floyd? Robbie Williams? No wonder this journalist has no understanding of the term ‘Music.’

    Mariah Carey is a SUPERSTAR.
    People need to get a life and stop hating.

    1) We know she can sing. Shes paved way for the younger generation of wannabe ‘warblers’ - ehem Aguilera, Beyonce Joss Stone etc… So why deny this fact?

    2) Shes successful shes had numbers ones in EVER YEAR of the 90’s. She now has 16.

    3) She suffered an emotional breakdown. But that was 3 years ago! People need to GET OVER IT!

    4) Shes proved once again to all the critics that she can make it at the top of the charts.

    And to even say that Mariah makes the Live 8 line up worse is uncanny!

    I mean who have we got here? Pink Floyd? Mccartney? rOBBIE Williams? Oh Lord. People way past their sell by date.

  32. Christine Says:

    I think you are sadly mistaken when you say Mariah sucks! If she truly sucked why is she the BIGGEST SELLING FEMALE ARTIST OF ALL TIME which that has been confirmed!! Shes doing Live 8 so what she has talent and she knows how to use it in the best way. Stop hatin that your faves didnt get picked. And dont hate on Mariah just cause she has the talent, beauty, personality and OH THE BIGGEST THING THE VOICE. Mariah I still love ya and am a die hard FAN no matter what these jerks say

  33. McFan Says:

    Mariah Can sing cirlces around all those artist!

  34. Jeremiah Says:

    Until you can sing like her and have all the success she has, i suggest you shut your lazyass, cheap article writing, worthless, pathetic shithole.

  35. SweetLove-Yeah Says:

    This journalist just simply has a personal vendetta against Mariah. His comments should be taken with a grain of salt. I hate Madonna & Britney Spears, if I were a journalist I would make bad comments about these two whores every chance I could get to destroy their image. That is all this journalist is trying to do.

    Only difference is, Mariah is talented and no matter how much you try to bring her down, she still comes back. She had a #1 & has a #1 single this year… 2005! After debuting in 1990.

    Madonna will NEVER HAVE A #1 SINGLE AGAIN! Mariah has outsold that hag, and thats because Madonna’s been out 10 years longer than Mariah. That is a shame!

    Sorry dude, but Mariah is the BEST, thats not just an opinion, its a fact. ITS IN THE FUCKING RECORD BOOKS!

  36. M.C. Says:

    MARIAH IS THE BEST SINGER!! AND WHO CARES IF SOME STUPID WEBSITE THINKS OF MARIAH! IT’S NOT LIKE IMPORTANT WEBSITE LIKE CNN.COM OR MTV.COM IS SAYING IT MARIAH IS ON TOP OF HER GAME!! HAS #1 SONG PAST 4 WEEKS IN BILLBOARD AND HAS SOLD 2 MILLION COPIES OF HER NEW CD!! MARIAH IS #1 FOR ALL YA HATERS

  37. jesus Says:

    Hey why dont you wait to see the performance to talk about it! mariah is a very good singer and can handle the crowd..i think..

  38. Sebastian Says:

    Mariah’s success and talent are undeniable, she’s been through some rough time but now she’s back on top and there ain’t nothing you cam do about it!
    Who on earth is C J Davies anyway to say these things about the best selling female artist of all time? His attempts to bring her down are ridiculous and childish.
    Please, the voice is back, take a bow.

  39. Dan S. Says:

    Mariah’s presence will add a an air of TRUE HUMAN COMPASSION to Live8, as opposed to the arthritic crotchety dinosaurs now on the roster just for the sake of nostalgia. My only negative toward Mariah is that she’s excited about performing with a perverted homosexual who has the sexual/moral standards of a cockroach. As for you CJ Davies…DROP DEAD!!!

  40. CJDavies Says:

    At no point was a reference made to Mariah Carey being ‘talentless’. She HAS a talent, true … she just hasn’t done anything interesting or worthwhile with it. Ergo my insinuation that she is a vapid, soulless cultural cancer still stands.
    Sigh.

  41. L.AReid Says:

    Tell me this CJ Davies,

    You say Mariah “hasn’t done anything interesting or worthwhile with [her talent].”
    What exactly do you want Ms. Carey to do? She writes and produces great hit music. She uses her vocal instrument to its maximum ability on several tracks. She has influenced a new wave of female imitators, and single handedly changed the face of pop and R&B.
    Mariah Carey is a human being; do you want her to shoot laser beams out of her eyes when she performs?

    I invite you to listen to Mariah’s more personal tracks; this woman exudes raw talent & depth. Her music IS soulful; to call her “soulless” is completely adolescent.

    What exactly are you looking for? Give us a list of the things you think Madonna, Paul McCartney, etc. music has brought to the recording industry that Mariah has not.

    Are songs like “Vogue” & “I Want To Hold Your Hand” more powerful than album cuts by Mariah such as “My Saving Grace”, “Petals”, & “Breakdown”?

    Look deeper into Mariah’s songs; “Butterfly” is not a song about a colorful insect. It’s about the torment of having to let go to true love…
    Her songs are deep and beautiful. I regret the day that this woman passes on.. then maybe critics such as yourself, will realize the living legend and talent you never got a chance to embrace.

  42. Just me Says:

    CJ is pathetic, he write his little texts to have the attention he doesn’t have in real life.
    Don’t call him a journalist, he’s not, look at this site, lmao, it’s so freaking funny.
    See you the next time you spit your hate CJ.

  43. kire veljanovski Says:

    mariah hasn`t done anything interesting? what? she should kiss in front of all audience like those whore britney and madonna? she should sell her body like that demented bitch aguilera? she should sleep with everybody like madonna? come on , mariah is in another league , she shouldn`t be compared with those so called singers because they aren`t her amtch.period

  44. kevin Says:

    I personally find this article immature. Mariah Carey, like it or not, is incredibly talented. Try comparing little pop divas like Britney, Beyonce and Christina to Mariah. Mariah has more class and has powerful vocal abilities.

    And I have no problems with Madonna, but lets keep it real here, when did Mariah put out a sex book? Or a music video based on S &M?…Exactly.

  45. Marko Says:

    Who DA FUCK WROTE THIS STUPIDITY
    I READ A LOT OF STUPID ARTICLES IN MY TIME BUT I NEVER THOUGHT I LL BE READING SOMETHING SO RIDICULUS AND ADOLESCENT!
    THIS SOUNDS LIKE 12 YEAR OLD KID WHO LIKES EMINEM AND IS MAD FOR HER SONG ‘CLOWN’
    GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  46. Marko Says:

    And i dont know yet again whats so terrible in SEX and realising a book of exploring it!
    Don’t be ignorant Kev!

  47. Dhey Says:

    I think Elton john is worst. As you know, Mariah is one of the top searches artist on the internet.

  48. Christine Says:

    You know what?? Some of you guys are making a big deal out of nothing. Mariah is the biggest artist out there at the moment and this is a charity thing so why the fuck you bitching? If you dont like her than dont watch her performance easy enough. Jesus Christ this is a ridiculous issue. Plus I think some of you are hating cause Mariah is the most successful female singer of all time and your favorite is not. Tough shit. Get over it. Mariah will be at Live 8 and she is extremely talented so suck it up and get on with your lives

  49. Anonymous Says:

    Cj Davies deserve to get fired………

  50. jankro Says:

    NO WAY she is in the same class as half of the bands to appear at live 8, yeh she has sold loads of cd’s, sorry but this don’t make her a great artist, she is main stream pish,bland bollocks, nothing more nothing less, I bet all you mariah nuts are trainspotters. as for the geatest artist on the bill….see above. I will be booing her when I’m there…cause I have tickets lololol. Listen out for the cry “Mariah is pish” that will be me.

  51. jankro Says:

    The EIL.com TOP 150 shows our best selling artists, or groups from that weeks sales.
    1 U2
    2 Madonna
    3 Kylie Minogue
    4 Elvis Presley
    5 The Beatles
    6 Rolling Stones
    7 Queen
    8 Iron Maiden
    9 Oasis
    10 Mariah Carey
    11 New Order
    12 David Bowie
    13 Duran Duran
    14 The Cure
    15 Morrissey
    16 Erasure
    17 Britney Spears
    18 REM
    19 Depeche Mode
    20 Pet Shop Boys
    MMMMM looks like she is number 10 in the list, there is even a dead guy above her lolololol.

  52. mark Says:

    WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN UR WHOLE LIFE MAN? OR MAYBE UR JUST DEAF SO U CANNOT APPRECIATE “GOOD” MUSIC! STOP DISSING MARIAH CAREY - UR JUST TRYING TO MAKE URSELF LOOK STUPID!

  53. Trotsky Says:

    Well done CJ, I enjoyed your article very much, and your assesment of Mariah was spot on. Carry on the good work my friend..

  54. Anonymous Says:

    To LA Reid: if you can’t see what paul McCartney has brought to the music industry that Mariah hasn’t you need your head examined. How about The Beatles? Ever heard of them?

  55. kire Says:

    you can boo your ass off , there will be tons others that will cheer mariah so kiss my fat ass

  56. DeusXM Says:

    ‘Just because you sell a load of records doesn’t mean you’re any good. Just look at Phil Collins’ - Noel Gallagher.

    Sounds like some people need a sense of humour. Have you all just failed to notice that hecklerspray is a piss-take blog? Here’s a clue - look up the word ‘heckle’ in the dictionary. Go on. Try it.

    Have you also failed to notice that ALL of CJ’s articles mock whichever artist they’re dealing with? That’s his job, so I doubt he’ll be getting fired from it in the immediate future.

    By the way, accusing people of being ’stupid’ and ‘immature’ by typing a message entirely in capital letters and using words such as ‘UR’ or ‘YOUR’ instead of ‘you’re’ really helps your case…

  57. Jankro Says:

    I was enjoying winding them up too, ah well, go on The Dixie Chicks ……lol

  58. Jankro Says:

    No Kire I will not kiss you’re big massive gigantic enormous gigantean small country sized fat ass thank you very much..

  59. kire Says:

    oh jankro , you are sooooooo smart lol , i hope someday you`ll learn something besides your shit ego

  60. Che Says:

    Jankro, what kinda crap do u listen to? Emo brat, get a freaking life. Why hate? it takes alot more effort, you could just accept the FACT that mariah is talented, beautiful, and let it go, urggghhh! whinging brats! LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT MUSIC! TAKE UP PIANO, OR SINGING! LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT THE MUSIC INDUSTRY AND ITS HISTORY. All u seem to be doing is judging mariah carey by the tabloids, and only common, muck, scum, chavs, and toerags buy tabloids… the reason, they are full of shit just like you. END OF DISCUSSION.

  61. Fidel Says:

    No it’s not. She’s crap.

  62. kire Says:

    fidel? you are a psycho.

  63. ahuh Says:

    “We Belong Together” Shatters Airplay Record (202 Million Listeners on BDS) // 5:00 PM EST Updated by Liron

    MARIAH SHATTERS BDS 1-WEEK HOT 100 AUDIENCE RECORD WITH 202.1 MILLION LISTENERS FOR “WE BELONG TOGETHER”!

    The sky’s the limit for performer and songwriter Mariah Carey - who has become the first artist to break the 200 million one-week BDS Hot 100 audience barrier with We Belong Together (with 202.1 million listens), breaking her own BDS Hot 100 audience record (of 192.3 million, two weeks ago), it was announced today by Antonio “L.A.” Reid, Chairman, Island Def Jam Music Group.

    We Belong Together, shattered yet another record as the single gathered the largest one-day audience total ever in BDS history yesterday - 32.8 million. At the same time, Mariah’s still-new Island Def Jam album, THE EMANCIPATION OF MIMI, certified RIAA double-platinum, stays in the top 5 for a 10th consecutive week (#5 up to #4 bullet), after peaking at #1 twice, in April and again in June.

    Mariah, who lit up the MTV Movie Awards 2 weeks ago, will perform in London’s Hyde Park on July 2nd as part of the lineup of Live 8: The Long Walk To Justice. The once-in-a-lifetime all-star event, organized by Sir Bob Geldof on the 20th anniversary of the Live Aid concerts, will present concerts in London, Cornwall, Berlin, Paris, Rome, Tokyo, Johannesburg, and Philadelphia on the eve of the international G8 Summit in Edinburgh, Scotland. Further information is available at http://www.live8live.com.

    Two nights later, back in the USA, Mariah will be the exclusive headliner for NBC television’s Macy’s Fourth of July Fireworks® Spectacular, the country’s largest Fourth of July fireworks extravaganza, beginning at 9:00 p.m. ET. For the first time ever, the annual one-hour special will feature just one musical performer, as Mariah celebrates the nation’s 229th birthday. Her half-hour set will include We Belong Together, America The Beautiful, Shake It Off, and some surprises!

    We Belong Together - already named the biggest single in the HISTORY of both Mariah and the Island Def Jam Music Group - secured her place as the #1 most successful female artist of all time when it became her 16th song to top the Billboard Hot 100. This positions Mariah as the only active artist with the potential to surpass the Beatles (with 20 #1’s) and Elvis Presley (18 #1’s) in the modern era. (With 66 total weeks of #1 hits since 1990, Mariah also ranks 2nd only to Elvis, with 80 weeks.) We Belong Together is also Mariah’s 5th #1 at the Mainstream Top 40 format, the most by any artist on that chart; and moves from #3 up to #2 on the Digital Songs chart, with 43,970 scans.

    Last week, We Belong Together, written by Mariah and co-produced by her with Jermaine Dupri, became the first song to top 1 million BDS spins in a week at Yahoo’s LAUNCHcast online radio. In addition, for a 4th week in a row, it stays #1 at Yahoo! on both its Music Video Plays chart and LAUNCHCast Plays chart, also an all-time record at Yahoo! Music. At AOL Music, the track has been in the #1 position for 9 consecutive weeks on the AOL Song Chart and is also #1 on the overall AOL Radio chart. The next single from MIMI is Shake It Off, written by Mariah and co-produced by her with Jermaine Dupri. This week, Mariah is filming the video for the single, directed by Jake Nava.

  64. mariah's arse Says:

    Well done, you can copy and paste.
    When will you learn that popularity has nothing to do with talent, worthiness or quality. Hence the Crazy Frog at number one, the election of George Bush and the popularity of thrwoing Christians to the lions in anceint Rome ( though that would at least be more entertaining than Mariah).
    She could sell three billion cds a year, she’d still be a meaningless screeching tart..

  65. streetbond Says:

    no mariah hasn`t got talent…you have! stupid little shit

  66. jankro Says:

    Che, Kire, what a sad pair you are!! must be Mariah Carey fans.

  67. Che Says:

    jankro! what a poor little boy u are, must have a penis the size of a peanut, cuz ure ego is definately trying to make up for something.

  68. kire Says:

    nice said che:) hahaha

  69. eric Says:

    Kire, Che: you are a pair of fuckwits.

  70. kire Says:

    maybe we are:)

  71. zep[ Says:

    She’s a self-obsessed, talentless clone of the older Whitney Houston who has taken the route of warbling, wavering in her singing to a new depth of dreadfulness. It just shows her voice can’t hold a single, straight note.
    She is, however, (or maybe her handlers are) a very astute and cynical business person She’s been manufactured to hoover up the max in money from those sad-arsed fans who wouldn’t know a decent act if it bit them on the bum. She rates alongside the truly horrific Cilla Black as a monumental dog and triumph of marketing over talent. You sad bastards who are standing up for her need lobotomies to prepare yourselves for a useful life.

  72. kire Says:

    so zep? you think you are smart with the choice of those words? show me what acts are deserving and i`ll listen…otherwise just die!

  73. mariah carey 1# fan Says:

    i think mariah is the most talented woman of are generaration she can sing dance act shes funny and shes a good friend so u people who are comin out wid mariah is shit u dnt now nothing

  74. Anonymous Says:

    mariah carey 1# fan, is she a good friend to you?

  75. kat Says:

    what a lousy article, to the author, maybe you should get your ears checked, you dont seem to know a very good voice when you hear one. Mariah rules, period.

  76. Woooooow UK Says:

    and i thought i liked MC’s Music……but some Mariah fan’s and h8ers take this waaaay 2 seriously!! i dont think Mariah cares if u diss her or love her?!
    i dont think i care? but i thku should all get an education and career…cause Mariah wont give u any money or anything back for buying her CDs!!!! just download them…its free!

  77. Andy UK Says:

    Mariah is terrible, she only seems to sell CD’s in USA. I wonder why that is? I’ll tell you…. cos half the population in the US are brainless knobs and that’s the half that buys her self obsessed shit (appologies to the other half of the population who have a bit of common sense). So stop going on about her being so great - she’s not, she’s crap. Madonna is much better and her WORLD sales and success over the past 23yrs prove it. Mariah is just an ugly dog (with a screaching dog howl of a voice). I mean if i had a face that shape and all her money i would do something about it. over and out.

  78. Dane Says:

    Mariah is like a breath of freash air. Leave her alone you jelious idiots.

  79. GRC Says:

    Breath of fresh air my arse.

  80. Rachel Titley Says:

    I know this is a defunct topic, but I would like to say that the Live 8 line-up was the best line-up outside that BBC2 advert with all the rockstars, including Keef Moon and Elvis.

    And also, haven’t you noticed that the purpose of the articles on this website is to slag people off? Jeez, look at the context!

  81. butterfly Says:

    it’s OK if u said Mariah is singing a high pitched donkey bray…
    but,COULD ALL HER HATERS ABLE TO SING BETTER THAN HER???EVEN WHEN U TRY TO IMITATE HER DONKEY BRAY HIGH PITCHED NOTES???
    HAHAHAHA…EVEN THE REAL DONKEY WILL FEEL SICK TO HEAR YOUR “better than DONKEY’s”..

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