So UsWeekly has been teasing us for a while now about how Mama June from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo got this drastic makeover (aka plastic surgery) and was sexy now (yeah…no). Well, her transformation has finally been revealed, and yeah, she looks pretty nice.
However, none of this really changes that she’s a garbage human who took back the guy who molested her daughter and doesn’t seem to give a rat’s ass about the health and well-being of any of her damn kids.
Just to refresh your memories because it’s been a few years now, Mama June dated this guy back in the day who went to jail for molesting a bunch of kids, including one of her daughters. Well when he got out of jail a few years back, she decided to make the mom of the century move and date him again! Obviously this fucked up behaviour cost her the show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which got canceled for the same reason all those weird family reality tv shows get canceled: some kids were getting molested and the parents didn’t really care! (And yet, the Kardashians stay in tact even after Tyga wrote a song bragging about fucking underage Kylie Jenner. Hmmm…)
So, for the past few years Mama June has basically been up to nothing, until now. She got one of those ‘make me thin and sexy’ surgery packages and BOOM! She’s got a new show! Mama June: From Not to Hot is now a legit thing in the world. Because if you lose your television show from dating the guy who molested your daughter, all you have to do to get another show is just lose a fuck ton of weight! All is forgiven Mama June, because you don’t have to shop at Pennington anymore so now the world respects you again!
Seriously, what the FUCK is wrong with the world?