They’re problems we’ve all had to deal with at some point.
You’re unhappy with the penis-enlargement operation you’ve had, so you decide to send the surgeon a bomb in a jewellery box, but you flake out and confess to the police.
Or you’ve suffered from an itchy ear for some time. So you see a doctor about it, and they find 50 maggots crawling around inside your head.
hecklerspray would type more, but we’re suddenly feeling a little woozy.
