Maggot Ears And Penis Bombs

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April 27th, 2005 at 13:30 by 586 MEDIA

Maggots

They’re problems we’ve all had to deal with at some point.

You’re unhappy with the penis-enlargement operation you’ve had, so you decide to send the surgeon a bomb in a jewellery box, but you flake out and confess to the police.

Or you’ve suffered from an itchy ear for some time. So you see a doctor about it, and they find 50 maggots crawling around inside your head.

hecklerspray would type more, but we’re suddenly feeling a little woozy.

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