Comments on: Madonna To Remake Casablanca, Except Better

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By: IronEddie

IronEddie — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 22:23:03 +0000

Hereâ€™s what Madonna should do: Commit suicide
Hereâ€™s what she should not do: Anything related to entertainment biz

By: gir

gir — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 21:19:40 +0000

Here’s what Madonna should not do: sing
Here’s what you should do if you think Madonna should sing: fuck off.

By: Diggy Zazz

Diggy Zazz — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 20:29:49 +0000

Here’s what Madonna should do: sing.
Here’s what she should not do: make movies.

By: euclid

euclid — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 19:10:46 +0000

… and Ian McEwan writes the next season of Zoey 101!

By: gir

gir — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 17:18:46 +0000

Keanu Reeves writes, directs, and stars in a remake of Citizen Kane

Thomas Kinkade reinterprets Picasso’s Guernica

John Grisham rewrites Ulysses featuring Leopold Bloom and Stephen Dedalus racing against time in a taut legal thriller through the pubs and High Courts of Dublin

50 Cent updates Stravinsky’s The Rite of Spring with a killer beat man you won’t even be able to believe it this shit straight FIRE, yo

That girl what writes poetry on myspace recites and embellishes Ginsberg, Kerouac, and Burroughs with stories of how her mom is TOTAL NAZI and won’t let her even go to the mall