That’s why our heart goes out to Lourdes, Madonna’s daughter. After seeing Madonna snog Britney Spears at the MTV awards a while ago, Lourdes keeps asking Madonna if she is gay. Not that Lourdes minds, of course. If anything, a girl would be much better than the fat mockney she’s married to at the moment.
Madonna (CDs) has done an interview with gay magazine Out and – in between
plugging her new single and album like a demented harpy – she revealed
that nine-year-old Lourdes has become "obsessed" with gay issues after
seeing Madonna jam her tongue down Britney Spear’s throat at the MTV
awards, and often asks her:
"Mom, you know that they say you are gay?"
luckily Madonna has an excuse – one less likely to offend Lourdes than
"well, to be honest I never really got Sandra Bernhardt out of my
system." Instead, Madonna walked Lourdes down a delicate line, not
telling her that it was a sexual encounter but not telling her that it was a
desperate publicity stunt either. Madonna said:
"I am the mommy pop star and she is the baby pop star. I am kissing her to pass my energy on to her."
and we were just passing on our energy to that Mexican housecleaner,
but tell that to the police. Elsewhere in the Out interview, Madonna
hinted that her relationship with Elton John was still frosty after
Elton lambasted her at the NME awards by saying:
"Madonna: best fucking live act? Fuck off. Since when has lip-synching
been live? Anyone who lip-synchs in public on stage when you pay £75 to
see them should be shot. That’s me off
her fucking Christmas card list, but do I give a toss? No."
Madonna tells Out that:
did send me a letter apologising for his last outburst, right before
his wedding. But he seems to be angry. I seem to have become a target.
It’s not very gentlemanly or gracious."
But anyway, back to Lourdes.
It’s unclear whether or not Lourdes told Madonna, "Mom, you know that
they say you can’t ride a horse?" after Madonna fell off a horse last
year, or if Lourdes – upon seeing Madonna’s last two pop videos – told
her, "Mom, put some clothes on, for fuck’s sake."
[story by Stuart Heritage]