Baby David Banda has been under Madonna’s care for six months now, so it’s probably fair to assume that his life is now a carousel of golden tuxedos, yoga, all the blessed Kabbalah water he wants and endless Arthur And The Invisibles screenings.

But just because David Banda’s first words were probably “Look! Ramblers! Fetch the shotgun, Daddy!”, it doesn’t mean that he’ll be allowed to forget the misery, death and poverty that was his life in Malawi before Madonna came to his rescue. With this in mind, Madonna has taken David Banda on a whirlwind tour of Malawi just so that David will never forget how lucky he is that an elderly woman in a nasty leotard and her useless movie director husband decided to adopt him seemingly on some kind of whim once.