Comments on: Madonna Possibly Looks In A-Rod’s General Direction! Disgusting!

By: gir

gir — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 19:19:56 +0000

I killed that joke stone dead, and you can’t touch me, copper.

By: Joke Police

Joke Police — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 17:10:47 +0000

What, no Milton from Office Space?

By: gir

gir — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 14:32:38 +0000

10. Lucy – Early hominids need love too.

9. That Hobbit Thing – Different species? WHO KNOWS! All we know is that hairy toes turn us the fuck ON.

8. Marilyn Monroe – This embalmed bombshell really “blows our dress up”!

7. Bob Hope – He is dead, right? Somebody check on that.

6. Frida Kahlo – Who cares if she had a mustache in life, all her skin is probably decomposed off anyway.

5. Pol Pot – Leader of the totally hottest extermination campaign in Southeast Asia in the 20th century. *pant pant pant*

4. Britney Spears – We’re convinced that “Circus” was simply a product of postmortem spasm.

3. Marc Antony – I come to bang Caesar, not to praise him.

2. Andrea Dworkin – Her being dead probably wouldn’t change the experience much.

1. Maximilien Robespierre – I bet he gives good head! Ha ha, kill me.

By: monster munch

monster munch — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 17:03:27 +0000

i can see it now. Hecklersprays ‘Top 10 corpses you would like to fuck’

By: Mithaearon

Mithaearon — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 14:40:48 +0000

“I ain’t seen nothign like him in any baseball hall, that deaf, blind, gay necrophiliac sure plays a mean pinball”

By: monster munch

monster munch — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 12:06:27 +0000

‘does that make Alex Rodriguez a deaf, blind, gay necrophiliac?’

that is so typical. You must be a man, and if not, well, maybe you want to be a man. He is a baseball player and is obviously retarded and likes to fuck women who look like you dug them out of the ground. What self respecting sportsman doesn’t?

By: Mithaearon

Mithaearon — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 11:32:03 +0000

Now that Madonna is a man does this make Alex Rodriguez gay?

Also being that Madonna looks like a corpse now (see http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0LgAAAPoP12rJgDXLmnjeWidJjuEPzk6yah2lq3rFOWkug6Lx5Xowum6mCNR6ZlLuVixIeNmYaT8/Hag.jpg ) does this also make Alex Rodriguez a necrophiliac?

Does that mean he is a gay necrophiliac?

Also he is interested in Madonna which means he must be both deaf and blind so does that make Alex Rodriguez a deaf, blind, gay necrophiliac?

By: Shooty*

Shooty* — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 11:00:40 +0000

Furthermore, your assertion that “This is obviously written by a man. And if not, I feel very sorry for you” implys that you feel sorry for anyone who is not a man. Which in itself is both sexist and, apparently, self-loathing.

By: Shooty*

Shooty* — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 10:59:17 +0000

“This is obviously written by a man.”

…

How many chicks called “Stuart” do you know, Kelly?

By: R Slicker

R Slicker — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 03:12:49 +0000

i agree. madonna is quite the most repulsive “star” on this planet. i reckon a-rod will soon wish he’d just left her alone with a rod.

By: Times News

Times News — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 18:26:13 +0000

Madonna is so hideous in so many ways that it’s almost unfathomable she’s a celebrity. I guess that just shows why our society has so many flaws.

I will say I give Guy Ritchie a lot of credit for not taking money from Madge. He will have a lot more freedom to be snarky to her in the future, now.

By: Kelly Gabriele

Kelly Gabriele — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 18:25:46 +0000

You are very sexist in your judgements. Srsly.This is obviously written by a man. And if not, I feel very sorry for you.