Madonna Kidnaps Baby, But Not Really
Then buzz it up
October 24th, 2006 at 13:30 by Shawn Lindseth
We know exactly what you're thinking; "Not another story about Madonna's Mongolian baby." We know what you mean, the 'M' key on three of our keyboards have been totally rubbed out.
Oh, and the child's not Mongolian, he's Malawian - Malawian because he comes from Malawi. Well, your Malawi is still our Nyasaland you know, and what have you. Hold your flag yet high Nyasaland!! Your king still lives!! If that last comments stirs up some kind of civil war, hecklerspray is wicked sorry.
But whatever, right? Well we are dragging out Madge and her new black baby trifle again for a very good reason. That being, the child's biological father (and only surviving parent) is now saying he had no idea adoption was so permanent. How's he supposed to know - he's illiterate!
The story of Madonna's newly adopted baby boy has incurred another plot twist. The child's natural father, the man from whose loins he sprang, is a farmer by trade. In Malawi reading is by no means a requirement, as such the man is illiterate. Yohane Banda, the father in question, claims to have had no idea what he was signing. He puts it this way, but in a fake language:
"Our understanding was that they would educate and take care of our son just as they were doing at the orphanage. When David grows up he will return back home to his village. If we were told that she wants to take the baby as her own we could not have consented, because I see no reason why I should give away my son."
Banda has already lost two children to malaria, and the boy's mother passed away soon after his birth. The widower sadly added:
"Mr. Kilembe and the pastor explained to me that Madonna would take care of my son. I am just realising now the meaning of adoption."
Well there you have it, Madonna seems to have a child that wasn't supposed to be given away in the first place. Madonna, do what's right. Slap a motor on that giant glittering cross of yours and send that boy a-scootin' back to abject poverty. Malaria, starvation and the 30% HIV rate probably won't get him.
Probably.
Read more:
Father never meant to 'give away' son to Madonna - Stuff
[story by Shawn Lindseth]
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May 28th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
who ever wrote this is a fool, the father only wants MONEY from Madonna who he has no issues with untill he found out she was wealthy. Madonna and the courts explained to him in detail what an adoption was and he fully agreed, Madonna even prior to this offered to help him KEEP this child and help provide support and the man SAID NO! He did not want the kid he dumped him off and never looked back the tipcal man! Madonna has saved thosands of children in this country where she provides millions in support and DOES not deserve this type of crap from someone who cant even research the issue fully to discover Madonna is a saint in this event! The media will do anything to get people to read there crap its sad that these children will suffer and die because of fools like the one who wrote this crap.