Madonna’s ability to shock is matched only by Madonna’s ability to star in films that make us want to kill ourselves and Madonna’s ability to freak everyone out with her minuscule leotards.

Remember ages ago, when Madonna decided that hopping up on an enormous mirrored cross to crucify herself while singing a song on her latest tour? Remember that all kinds of religious leaders went bananas at Madonna for doing it, and then everyone sort of forgot about it? Well, now Madonna is plying her wares around Europe and the Pope has got wind of this mirrory crucifixion malarkey. And he’s reportedly not very happy about it, which he finds somewhat disappointing since was a big fan of Hanky Panky era Madonna.