Love Island Betting Odds – Which Man Will Win?
Last night saw the launch of the most auspicious TV show of the year. Judging by last night's lavish launch, ITV is banking a whole lot on Love Island this year, so it's a shame that most people just sat around going "who's that?" for 90 minutes.
All the Love Island pieces are in place; Patrick Kielty being about as entertaining as contracting a batch of intestinal parasites, Fearne Cotton trying far too hard to be streetwise and 11 slow-witted, attention-hungry nano-celebrities all doing their best to make us so angry that the vein in our head pops and wraps around our neck. We'll come to exactly what Love Island holds for the contestants tomorrow, but we haven't finished saying hello yet.
Yesterday we looked at the betting odds for the women to win Love Island, and now it's time for the men. Here are the Love Island betting odds for all of the male contestants to win, with betting odds coming from PaddyPower.com…
Brendan Cole – Who the hell is Brendan Cole? Brendan Cole is a dancer. A dancing man. Now, immediately, you're thinking "A dancing man? What kind of terrible wanker does that for a living?" but Brendan Cole is even worse than your average dancing man; he's a dancing man who takes himself a little bit too seriously. And he also possibly did the nasty with Natasha Kaplinsky. We're fully expecting for preening, sleazy, overconfident Brendan Cole to become the most hated man in Britain before too long. And, in a country which contains Sezer out of Big Brother, that's really going some. Current Love Island betting odds – 10/1
Chris Brosnan – Who the hell is Chris Brosnan? You know that James Bond fella? Chris Brosnan is his son. Instead of travelling the world romancing beautiful women and killing the bald like his famous Dad, though, Chris Brosnan struggles with drink and drug addiction and takes so many date-rape drugs that he falls into a coma. Sounds like a right laugh. Current Love Island betting odds – 10/3
Leo Ihenacho – Who the hell is Leo Ihenacho? You know Dry Your Eyes by The Streets? You know when they do the song on Top Of The Pops there's a bloke who stands behind Mike Skinner and goes "Woah-oh-ohhhhh" like a giant black male version of Mariah Carey? That's Leo Ihenacho. What else do we know about him? Not a bloody jot. Current Love Island betting odds – 10/3
Lee Otway – Who the hell is Lee Otway? If only we didn't hate the young so very much, we'd know who Lee Otway was. He's in Hollyoaks, apparently, and this is obvious since Lee is blonde, entirely bereft of any form of bodily hair and looks about as clever as a tub of Playdoh. In fact, despite being 24 years old, Lee Otway only looks about six. Do you want to see a six-year-old boy rolling around on top of a Page Three girl? You do? You flipping sicko. Current Love Island betting odds – 11/4
Shayne Lynch – Who the hell is Shayne Lynch? He was the Howard Donald of Boyzone, that's who he is. Shayne was the member of Boyzone who stood at the back, shaved shaped into his eyebrows and looked a bit street. Apart from that, Shayne is probably most famous for saying "you're messing with the wrong nigger," to someone who crossed him once. Shayne will be an interesting one because a) he used to be married to one of Eternal, and another one of Eternal is also on Love Island, b) he's apparently a born-again Christian and c) he looks like a bit of a twat. Current Love Island betting odds – 7/4
Tomorrow – more Love Island betting odds! But until then, don't forget to check out the latest Love Island betting odds, from any number of these brilliant betting websites. Good luck!
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[story by Stuart Heritage]
