Love Island Betting Odds: Victoria Hervey First To Go?

So it's official - Big Brother is twice as popular as Love Island and hardly anyone is watching Love Island because there are literally four thousand billion better things to do than watch people even less famous than our Mum sit about in a resort.

However, we're not going to write off Love Island just yet for a couple of reasons. 1) Love Island grew on us last year as the outright desperation of some of the contestants  - and the car crash relationship between the hosts - became unbearably entertaining, which we're sure will repeat itself this year, and 2) Paul Danan is coming back to Love Island, and the fact that someone decided that putting a squeaky, aggressive, insecure, hateful dickwad like Danan back on the telly will increase the audience shows that ITV aren't really taking this too seriously.

But someone, at some point, will have to be the first to leave Love Island - unless ITV got our letter recommending that they just sink it with all its inhabitants onboard. Who will it be? Here's the final part of this week's Love Island betting odds for the elimination of Sophie Anderton, Brendan Cole, Colleen Shannon and Lady Victoria Hervey, with betting odds from PaddyPower.com…

Sophie Anderton - Apparently, ITV has paid Sophie Anderton the most for being on Love Island, so they'll be keen to stop her getting thrown off the island first. She's already been ignored by all the boys, had a huge sobbing fit and then ran off into the Love Shack with Shayne, but will all this attention get people voting for her to leave?  And, more importantly, do you really care? Current Love Island betting odds - 6/1

Brendan Cole - As suspected, Brendan is easily the least popular Love Island male. Despite clearly being on a 'please don't hate me' campaign on the viewers - and all the crying and acting sensitive that goes with the territory -  he isn't really winning anyone over, except for the girls on Love Island, who seem to think that being a male dancer isn't a ridiculous way to spend your life. Current Love Island betting odds - 9/2

Colleen Shannon - Colleen Shannon is one of the favourites to be evicted from Love Island because nobody knows who she is. "So what?" you're thinking, "Nobody knows who any of these hapless tosspots are." Yes, but nobody knows who Colleen Shannon is and she's a bit foreign. See? That's a combination that can never end in victory, no matter how blandly pretty she may be. Current Love Island betting odds - 4/1

Lady Victoria Hervey - We never thought we'd hear ourselves saying this, but it looks like Isabella - who's about as clever as frogspawn - got the brains in the Hervey family, because Victoria sure didn't. Victoria, who lives in America and has somehow picked up some dreadful sub-American accent, was unable to locate America on a map. Plus she says she's an actress, which couldn't be more of a lie if she said she was a 17-stone trucker named Barry. Plus her ribcage is so visible that we're only going to lobby to keep her on Love Island if our phonecall money goes to getting her a decent meal. That won't happen, so we're happy for Lady Victoria hervey to go first. Current Love Island betting odds - evens.

Next week - more Love Island betting odds! But until then, don't forget to check out the latest Love Island betting odds, from any number of these brilliant betting websites. Good luck!

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[story by Stuart Heritage]