Love Island Betting Odds: Colleen To Win?

Some people will tell you that Love Island is ITV's most expensive-ever mistake, a cack-handed, fun-free misstep that's left nobody looking less than completely incompetent. But we couldn't disagree more.

We're just kidding - Love Island is awful. It's basically a bunch of dull needy tossers being dull to each other on a show presented by a couple of other tossers that nobody watches anymore. And Love Island backfiring in such a spectacular style has got the producers so spooked that they're literally flinging bikini-clad 'babes' onto the show all the time. And, in traditional Love Island style, we haven't got a sodding clue who any of them are.

Unless Love Island gets axed in the next seven days - and who's to say it won't - we'll let you know the Love Island betting odds of the new girls this time next week, but here are the Love Island betting odds for the winning female, with betting odds from PaddyPower.com…

Sophie Anderton - We haven't seen a celebrity stamp out the embers of their career on a reality TV show like Sophie Anderton since George Galloway thought that it would be wise to ask Rula Lenska "would you like me to be the cat?" Because Sophie Anderton is acting like a genuine lunatic at the moment over Shayne Lynch. If Shayne so much as glances anywhere that isn't directly into Sophie's eyes, she'll fly into an angry fit so violent that we're actually beginning to worry about her wellbeing. At least Nikki from Big Brother can take a sigh of relief - she's only the second-worst potential girlfriend in the country now. Current Love Island betting odds - 15/2

Kellee Bryan - Poor Kellee Bryan. She's one of the most normal Love Island contestants, and she's being totally overshadowed by everyone else to such an extent that nobody's voting for her to stay. Kellee needs to make her Love Island mark - and quick! There's only one way that she'll be able to manage this; by punching Sophie Anderton in the gob and then celebrating by doing some naked dancing around the pool. And it wouldn't compromise her Christian sensibilities, either - it's not as if anybody's watching. Current Love Island betting odds - 7/2

Bianca Gascoigne - Bianca Gascoigne is the only Love Island girl who has genuinely coupled up; Kellee doesn't seem interested, Colleen is fighting off the boys and Sophie is stalking Shayne like a freaking nutter. All the time, Bianca has her arms wrapped around Leo like the cat that got the cream. Or the bimbo who got the bloke who stands behind Mike Skinner going "woooooo" at The Streets concerts at the very least. If only Bianca Gascoigne wasn't so crashingly dull, she might stand a chance of winning Love Island. Current Love Island betting odds - 9/4

Colleen Shannon - This represents something of a turnaround for Colleen Shannon. Last week she was on the shortlist for Love island elimination, but this week she's the favourite to win. Why? In short it's because every single bloke on Love Island wants to do the nasty with her, and the man she really wants is Shayne, who Sophie has already marked her territory all over. So, one way or another, Colleen will cause a fight - either between her and Sophie or all the boys and all the other boys. We know it's not much, but it's just about the most exciting thing that's happened on Love Island so far, unless you count the time that Paul Danan thought it was Wednesday when it was only really Tuesday. Current Love Island betting odds - evens

Tomorrow - more Love Island betting odds! But until then, don't forget to check out the latest Love Island betting odds, from any number of these brilliant betting websites. Good luck!

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[story by Stuart Heritage]