Look What Big Brother’s Samanda Have Done Now

The Big Brother ‘Where Are They Now?’ file is giant and largely pointless, full of Nuts covershoots and hamfisted stabs at TV presenting.

And then there’s Samanda. You know - Samanda. They were twins from last year’s Big Brother. One of them was called Sam and one of them was called Amanda. They were shit, but they almost won. Remember? The only thing either of them said from beginning to end for the entire length of the series was the word ‘pink’. Ah, now you remember.

Since leaving Big Brother, Samanda released a cover version of Barbie Girl that couldn’t have been any more terrible if it was a Finnish death metal song called Rape The Young. The song rightfully failed, which is why Samanda have implemented Plan B.

And Plan B, believe it or not, is a fashion column on the internet. We know, we’re as staggered as you are. As far as we were aware, neither Sam or Amanda could even speak a coherent sentence, let alone write one. And yet here they are blabbing away about clothes like they’re bloody experts.

Want to know what Samanda thinks about floral prints? About Agyness Deyn? About the French first lady? Oh you bloody do. Which is why you should probably click the link below.

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