Look! Models Dressed Up Like Gigantic Numpties!
Then buzz it up
July 31st, 2008 at 16:00 by hecklerspray staff
Models are a confusing lot, aren’t they? They won’t get out of bed for less than £50,000, but ask them to dress up like the remains of a missing child in a secondhand clown’s wig and they’re anyone’s.
And, although they’re usually slow to admit it, everyone loves looking at bizarre couture fashion show outfits. Of course they do. You might spend your days plodding through spreadsheets in a grim florescent hellpit, but at least you’re not getting paid to stumble up and down a catwalk in an eyeless gimp mask that you can’t even bend your legs in.
OSOYOU, the clever cats that they are, have seized upon this fascination with moronically impractical designerwear and have come up with a gallery of the 16 worst examples they could find. Truly, these are some hopeless outfits. Although, having said that, we are eagerly waiting for the ‘David Bowie in Labryinth meets a giant woolly tampon’ look to trickle down to Topman.
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