Look! Here’s C J Davies Slagging Off Second Life!
Eagle-eyed hecklerspray readers might have noticed that our erstwhile scribe – and the man who brought the beauty of Bumrape Island to your attention – C J Davies doesn't particularly like Second Life.
And now his rampant hatred of Second Life has spiralled out of all control, resulting in this short video for digital channel Current TV where C J just goes on and on about how much he dislikes Second Life. Really – on and on and on he goes, slating Second Life to such a degree that it might as well just kill itself.
Warning – this video is very funny, and not just because you get to see C J Davies waggling an enormous black dildo around like some sort of obscene lightsaber. OK, partly because of that…

And I’ll have that dildo back when you’re done with it too.
That is brilliant.
The man is another Stephen Fry.
Second Life is a chatroom with built in radio station, for people who like really badly-programmed computer games tacked on the top.