Newsblam: Lohan’s Tattoo, Naked Paris, Skycar…

…Following her recent asthma attack, Lindsay Lohan has reported tattooed the word ‘Breathe’ on her wrist to remind her to breathe. And following her bulimia discussion in a recent Vanity Fair interview, word is she’s planning on getting a ‘Don’t Puke All Your Food Up’ tattoo on her other wrist - Lindsay Lohan’s Wrist Tattoo - Monsters And Critics…

…Stuff we’ve decided we quite want: a Skycar - car that flies. It flies! At 380mph - Skycar - Kelkoo…

…Paris Hilton has claimed that she would never pose naked in the pages of Playboy. "They’ve asked me a million times. Hef has been after me since I was 17, and I got offered a lot of money." But Paris will never do it. Why? Which is easier - standing up, walking to the shops, paying for a Playboy magazine and walking home or downloading a video of Paris Hilton being rammed by a bloke on the Internet for free? Exactly - Paris Hilton says no to nudity - FemaleFirst…

…If you thought that the mental dove-releasing woman was Michael Jackson’s weirdest fan, take a look at this deeply confusing movie of Michael Jackson killing every Nintendo character ever. Someone made this, you know - scroll down for video…

…Imminent Signs Of The Apocalypse 173: James Blunt is in the American top ten. On hearing this news, hecklerspray stocked up on canned foods, took shelter under our desks and rubbed our brand-new ‘Breathe’ tattoos reassuringly - Blunt soldiers on to the Top 10 in U.S. album sales - Reuters…