Comments on: Lindsay Lohan Sued For Stealing Fake Tan Trade Secrets http://www.hecklerspray.com/lindsay-lohan-sued-for-stealing-trade-secrets/200936874.php Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy Sat, 11 Feb 2012 14:16:06 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 By: The Joker http://www.hecklerspray.com/lindsay-lohan-sued-for-stealing-trade-secrets/200936874.php/comment-page-1#comment-789067 The Joker Thu, 09 Jul 2009 11:53:36 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=36874#comment-789067 Geez, how hard can it be to cook up a mix of dyes to simulate a fake tan? I know a useful substance that would be great -- it turns the skin almost black. The only problem is that it doesn't wash out, and you have to wait for the skin to wear away. Details, details... Geez, how hard can it be to cook up a mix of dyes to simulate a fake tan?

I know a useful substance that would be great — it turns the skin almost black. The only problem is that it doesn’t wash out, and you have to wait for the skin to wear away. Details, details…

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