Comments on: Lindsay Lohan + Sam Ronson x Sex Toys = (Our) Vomit Everywhere

By: OnHotNight.com

OnHotNight.com — Thu, 21 Jul 2011 21:18:58 +0000

The lindsay Lohan Sex Doll Dripping with Semen … lol..

By: BLiP

BLiP — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:16:38 +0000

omfg. seriously? Tell me you’re a product of homeschooling or something.

By: Sexleksaker

Sexleksaker — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 14:32:09 +0000

The thought of lilo with a big bag of rubber dildos is not totally repulsive but Samantha Ronson is a swamp donkey and renders the rest of this mental image horrible.

By: www.makebedtimefun.co.uk

www.makebedtimefun.co.uk — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 17:10:43 +0000

I think we know far too much about Ms Lohans sex life already.

By: Nathan

Nathan — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 15:38:16 +0000

The thought of lilo with a basket of rubber dongs is not totally repulsive but Samantha Ronson is a swamp donkey and renders the rest of this mental image horrible.

By: Felicia

Felicia — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 14:27:06 +0000

Hmm, I’m a lesbian and can’t help but have a total crush on Lindsay Lohan. I know she’s been through some things but she’s still talented and Hot! The thought of her using ‘toys’ turns me on….thanks for sharing!

By: shooty*

shooty* — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 13:22:10 +0000

Anyway, I don’t mind this mental image as I’ve got a mental firewall that replaces Sam Ronson with an “image not found” red cross type thing. Lohan I can live with

By: shooty*

shooty* — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 13:20:40 +0000

That is the coolest post I have read all year. I am going to use the new word “patendened” every day from now one, once I figure out how to pronounce it too.

Shame your keyboard doesn’t have a “green biro” setting, isn’t it?

By: Billythekid

Billythekid — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 06:46:16 +0000

Pretty stupid article in my opinion. Since when has the National Enquirer ever been known for accuracy in its reporting? That aside, the thought of Lindsay receiving above mentioned bag of toys couldn’t have been as revolting as Hecklerspray makes out, or they would never have bothered to even report the nonsense. Maybe you should make up some more nonsense yourself, and just cut out the middle man?

By: EZE

EZE — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 00:39:29 +0000

I thought this was gossip for grownups?? Not prude sheltered people who do not know how to express themselves. I would say that you have not grasped the fact the everyone in the world has sex and yes some use fingers, tounges and other means of stimulation. At this time you can go to wally world and purchase a vibrator but we still have prude individuals on and adult website no less saying how gross sextoys are. I guess you will have to settle for your finger…

By: REDPOOH

REDPOOH — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 00:24:08 +0000

I WATCHED THAT MOVIE SHE PATENDENED THAT SHE WAS PREGNAT N SHE WASNT N HER SISTER HAD TOR HER FAKE PREGNET THING N SHE GOT A BALLON N SHE WANTED HER MANGER TO THINK SHE WAS PREGNET N SHE WASNT

BUTT ITS OTHA THINGS I WOULD TELL YA BUTT YALL HAV TO WATCH IT YA SELF

By: Sunny

Sunny — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 15:10:09 +0000

The mental image of the “big, brightly gift-wrapped basket of sex toys” will buzz through my mind all day. Hopefully a nice tube of K-Y was nestled among the lovelies.

I’ll just try to omit the consideration of Sam Ronson/Lyndsay Lothan sharing the contents.