Comments on: Lindsay Lohan Reveals All, Which Is Very Little

By: Harry

Harry — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 12:58:15 +0000

California is slowly drifting away from North America thanks to the nature of the tectonic plates, but the drift is accelerating hugely due to the sheer pressure of fantasy and loveliness now concentrating in Los Angeles. That airy region will soon detach itself from all of western civilization and reunite with Oz, somewhere in the vast bosom of the Pacific Ocean, in order to fulfill its ethereal destiny. Lindsay Lohan knows this of course and is simply biding her time, dismissing all lesser considerations while strewing flowers and hints in the media. But we fail to hear.

By: gir

gir — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 04:28:58 +0000

Probably very nearly alone among Americans who read at least 30% of this article, I know who Paul Scholes is.

Fucking gingers get everywhere, I swear.

By: David Bryden

David Bryden — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 15:56:21 +0000

Some may think this interview was shallow.

Some may say it reads like a 3-minute conversation desperately padded out with background material and visual descriptions.

But I disagree. There is a jewel of precious intrigue hidden in the haystack of waffle;

>> the scent line she has â€œsorta been experimenting
>> with â€“ this oil that I made up myselfâ€

What?!? Is Lindsay Lohan a chemist? Has she a mass spectrometer and a closet of glass tubes secreted at her home? Does she spend hours in a white coat and safety glasses?

Damn you, Christa D’Souza, for not following up that comment! Call yourself a journalist?

By: ...

... — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 15:03:19 +0000

I love you for writting this.. its the most useless interview ive ever had the displeasure to read.

By: David Bryden

David Bryden — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 14:33:41 +0000

Last time I gave an interview like that one, I was rewarded with a dollar off my next purchase.