Lindsay Lohan knows that addiction recovery is best achieved by the setting of small, manageable tasks – that’s why, now Lindsay Lohan is finally out of rehab, she can concentrate on beating her addiction to making films that nobody likes.

Anyway, the part of that last sentence you should have paid most attention to is the ‘Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab’ bit because, well, Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab. After spending more than six weeks at the Promises rehab facility in Malibu, Lindsay Lohan is finally ready to face the outside world, albeit with a bracelet around her ankle that detects alcohol consumption. It’s a shame that Lindsay Lohan didn’t take this precaution at an earlier age – not because an alcohol-detecting ankle bracelet would have stopped Lindsay’s life from spiralling out of control so dramatically, but because Just My Luck would have been endlessly more bearable if all the dialogue was covered up by an ear-shattering whooping booze alarm tied around Lindsay Lohan’s leg.