Hey, obsessive flesh-geeks! Good news! Lindsay Lohan is going to get naked just for you.
Lindsay Lohan naked. Imagine that. Lindsay Lohan… naked.
OK, stop imagining it now – you’re creeping us out a bit, you sweaty-handed mook.
Paris Hilton is an unlikely role-model – being, as she is, only
famous for having vaguely uninterested sex on the Internet and messing
up very simple instructions that even a child could understand on The
Simple Life – but that’s exactly what she is to Lindsay Lohan (DVDs).
According to a source:
"It was Paris Hilton’s recent Vanity Fair cover, where she’s topless
and covering her breasts with her arms, that inspired Lindsay to push
the envelope even further."
Lohan’s
movie career seems to have taken a back-seat to all kinds of peripheral
fripperies lately, especially the constant speculation over her new
skeletal figure. But that’s all in the past, Lindsay says. She’s got a
new healthy body and, by God, she wants to show it all off by running
around Malibu naked for the cover of Vanity Fair as well. Photos taken
for inside the magazine’s pages include shots of Lohan apparently
mimicking her idol Marylin Monroe.
Fantastic – it’s almost as if Lindsay Lohan is deliberately
following the How To Be An Ex-Childstar guide book. Step one: the
early Disney kids movie – check. Step two: a series of sassy teen
comedies and a feud with a rival teen star – check. Step three: a
public distancing from a set of nutty parents and extreme weight-loss – check. Step four: a fixation on a dead celebrity – check. Step five: getting naked in a magazine – check. Step six: total drugs meltdown,
subsequent rehabilitation and confessional autobiography – a matter of
time, surely.
Read more:
Lohan To Flaunt Curvier Naked Body – Zap2it
[story by Stuart Heritage]