Lindsay Lohan has a dark secret. While you may see her as a vaguely unhinged star of films about magic cars, Lindsay Lohan is also an asthma sufferer on the hush hush.
And Lindsay is currently resting in hospital after suffering an asthma attack as she celebrated the New Year in Miami. She’s due to be released from hospital at some point today, and it’ll probably be easier for her to get out of doing PE from now on, too.
It should have been a New Year’s resolution of Lindsay Lohan (CDs/DVDs) to be a
bit less of a headline-grabber in 2006, as she literally couldn’t have
been in the news more in 2005. At various points over the last year,
Lindsay was told her breasts were too big but her belly was too tiny, she denied ever getting naked for movies and then got naked for a magazine. And, of course, Lindsay Lohan crashed her car a bunch of times.
So you’d be able to understand if Lindsay Lohan decided that she
wanted a quiet 2006. But that’s not the plan. The year isn’t even a
week old yet, and Lohan has already hit the headlines by suffering a
giant asthma attack in Miami. According to BBC News:
The 19-year-old star of Mean Girls was taken to hospital
in Miami, where she had celebrated the New Year, her publicist Leslie
Sloane said. She said the actress was "resting comfortably" and likely to be discharged on Wednesday.
Sloane
added that Lindsay has had asthma since she was a child, and the
humidity of being in Florida probably affected her condition. It’s
unknown whether this incident will result in a minor rewrite of her
upcoming John Lennon assassination movie
Chapter 27, changing Lohan’s character into a wheezy lass with a
plaster over one lens of her glasses who has trouble climbing stairs.
Oh come on, we’re kidding. Get better soon, Lindsay.
Read more:
Lohan treated for asthma attack – BBC
[story by Stuart Heritage]
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Melvin says
Why does the world hold it’s collective breath when this no talent Disney trollop has a hiccup?
Geez, there is more to this world than wondering how Lindsey ‘Ho’han is doing.
jim says
I think Ms. Lohan is a smoker, so the humidity is just a red herring.
I’ve seen alot of smokers who endure asthmatic attacks that put them into the ICU and still smoke.
In which case she’s just not very bright…