The accident happened at the London home of Bryan Adams when Lindsay was trying to make breakfast, walk down some stairs, carry a teacup and be naked all at the same time. No wonder she hurt herself – having seen some Lindsay Lohan films, it’s clear that she has trouble doing two things at once – like walking and talking – let alone four things.
January 2006 has been a particularly Lindsay Lohan (DVDs) heavy month. Lindsay has had a debilitating asthma attack brought on by Florida being a bit humid, given a tell-all interview with Vanity Fair where she detailed her bulimia and drug use, denied everything in the interview – while inventing the word ‘misconstructed’ in the process, she’s done an embarrassing-sounding pretend lesbian dance with Kate Moss, she’s got the word ‘Breathe’ tattooed on her wrist and now she’s crocked herself on a teacup.
Lindsay Lohan was taken to a London hospital on Friday after she
reportedly fell down some stairs and a shard of a dropped teacup hit
her in the shin while she was visiting the home of Bryan Adams,
according to Star Magazine. Quite what she was doing in the home of Bryan Adams is another thing entirely – perhaps they were discussing ideas for the theme-tune to forthcoming movie Robin Hood: Fully Loaded.
But, whatever her reasons, the accident probably wasn’t Lindsay Lohan’s fault – her
mother told the magazine that she was too busy thinking about eggs and
"She and her friends were preparing
breakfast, with eggs and everything, and Lindsay was going up the
stairs, carrying a ceramic teacup. She had just come out of the shower so she was still wet and
had some lotion on, and she completely flipped on the stairs since it
was slippery. The teacup went flying, it was shattered, and one of the pieces cut Lindsay in her shin. It was an accident."