You know, we always thought that Herbie: Fully Loaded got its title because of Herbie’s incredible physics-defying antics, but maybe it got the Fully Loaded suffix because Lindsay Lohan was spazzed up to her tits on cocaine all the time.

Yesterday news started emerging that police had found traces of cocaine in Lindsay Lohan’s blood following her car crash last month. As yet these reports have yet to be officially confirmed – and Lindsay Lohan is yet to be charged with possession – but if it is eventually revealed that Lindsay Lohan did have traces of cocaine in her system when she ran her car off the road after a night out, then it’ll easily be the most shocking news to come out of Hollywood since it was rumoured that the sun came up this morning and that the sky had taken on some sort of blueish colour.