Lindsay Lohan stepped out on the red carpet this week looking as young, sexy and stylish as ever. Wait, we mean the exact opposite of that.
The o/b/v/i/o/u/s/c/r/a/c/k/a/d/d/i/c/t starlet was papped at the amfAR New York Gala yesterday sporting tobacco-stained hair, meth teeth and accessorised her hot new look with a Grinch-skin coat and a vacant stare.
Want a look? You brave crusader, you. Just click the jump.
So, let us get this straight ? despite looking, and no doubt smelling, like a zombie Farrah Fawcett, Playboy value pictures of Lohan?s vagina at $1million?
We?d sooner pay Li-Lo $1million to surgically stitch her legs together.
Or for NASA to build one of those Men In Black style mind-wipers to scorch this image from our retinas.
THIS WOMAN IS 25. We've seen radiation victims with a better complexion. There's no way she isn't doing this on purpose now or is this some elaborate prank?
Come April Fools we?ll all be laughing. Won?t we Lindsay? Won?t we?