Make the most of Lindsay Lohan acting like a prize twat at any chance she gets, folks, because you’ve only got another ten years of it – because that’s when Lindsay Lohan will get married and settle down, she says.

Don’t panic though. For one, ten years is a long period of time for Lindsay Lohan to keep getting in trouble – and Lindsay Lohan can get in more trouble in a millisecond than you can in a whole year – and secondly, Lindsay Lohan has said that she wants to win an Oscar within the next ten years, too. Now that’s a very short timespan to lobby the Academy to start including a Best Performance By An Annoying Skinny Girl In A Film About A Zany Car With An Adorable Personality category.