Not a chance, compadre.  Lindsay Lohan has denied any chance she’ll ever get naked for the movies. Back to freeze-framing Mean Girls it is then.

Currently in the news more for her eating habits (or lack of) than her acting, Lindsay Lohan (DVDs) can’t resist mentioning herself and nude in the same sentence.

"You will never see me in a nude scene…Then there’s no mystery for my private life" Lohan told Access Hollywood.

Oh, and Herbie: Fully Loaded hit U.S. cinemas on the June 22nd, but that has nothing to do with anything we’re sure.

Her comments in December last year – "I’m not interested in doing Playboy RIGHT NOW in my life” – apparently hold little conviction anymore.

Pulling the lollipop lovely appears to be the only solution. Which for
most teenagers still getting to grips with adolescence is no solution
at all. You can’t download the real Lindsay and run her through Photoshop for a start.

"I think there’s a way to for those kinds of things to be tastefully done" she continued, describing her favourite type of nude scene. "I don’t think that’s what needed to win an Oscar for me."

You have got to admire her scruples. Lohan knows the score; nakedness has never done much to butter up the Academy. Though neither does dying your hair eight billion times. Maybe she should try an accent or a fake nose or something?

"Personally, I think there are other things you can do to show people you have talent"

That’s right, like trying a foreign accent! The girl’s listening to good counsel already. Though while she’s in a receptive mood, perhaps Lindsay could pass on a bit of advice to her mom?

Pugbus.com is reporting that Dina Lohan is keen to ‘do a Sharon Stone’ and strip off her elderly bod for Playboy. ‘Attention seeking’ and ‘never heard of you, dear’ are definitely not the words we would use to some up this whole debacle.

DON’T is one that springs more fervently to mind.

[story by Chris Laverty]