The emergency services are not there to be abused – they are there only for severe times of crisis; if you need to report a crime, a fire, a horrific accident or if Lindsay Lohan is angrily chasing you around in her car with cocaine in her pocket.
Fortunately, one unidentified woman chose to use the seldom-used 911 Lindsay Lohan hotline on Tuesday morning to report that very thing. Following the 911 call, Lindsay Lohan was stopped by the police, failed a sobriety test, was found to have an illegally high blood alcohol level and a bunch of cocaine in her pockets and was promptly arrested for DUI. But what exactly did the 911 call that summoned the police to arrest Lindsay Lohan sound like? Fans of increasingly hysterical women and unusually pissy emergency service officers are advised to read on, as we've got the Lindsay Lohan 911 call in full, just for you.
Lindsay Lohan is in a world of trouble at the moment. Anyone who thought Lindsay Lohan's misfortune peaked when she cut herself on a teacup or enraged William H Macy or decided to make Just My Luck couldn't have been further off the mark. So far this year Lindsey Lohan's been to rehab, left rehab, crashed a car, got arrested and went to rehab again only for her friends and family to accuse her of being suicidal and addicted to OxyContin. And even Lindsay Lohan's attempts to turn over a new leaf by leaving rehab with a booze-bracelet and promising to join an extended rehab program and turning herself in for arrest were scuppered when Lindsay Lohan was arrested for DUI again this week.
Now, not only does Lindsay Lohan – who bewilderingly says she's innocent – face a possible jail sentence that runs into years, but the Santa Monica City Attorney's Office has decided to release the tape of the 911 call that sparked off this latest sorry chapter. Apparently called by the mother of Lindsay Lohan's just-quit assistant – who Lohan was apparently chasing – the 911 call alerted the police to a carpark where they found Lindsay Lohan apparently in a "heated debate" with the 911 callers. E! Online reports:
The woman who called 911 early Tuesday morning to report that a huge SUV was chasing her repeatedly referred to her pursuer as a man, obviously not realizing that it was Lindsay Lohan behind the wheel, according to the call released Thursday by the Santa Monica City Attorney's Office. "We were just about to park our car, we were turning home, and out of nowhere, a huge white GMC came up," said the voice … "We're at 4th and Wilshire, we're coming down right now, we're being followed by a white GMC, the gentleman jumped out of the car, and [raising her voice] oh my God, sir, they're following us! We need help!"
All in all, it's thought to be the most hysterical reaction to Lindsay Lohan since Herbie: Fully Loaded caused widespread panic, vomiting and temporary blindness when it was shown in cinemas. The release of the Lindsay Lohan 911 call is going to make it even more difficult for Lindsay to wriggle out of the charges against her, and the threat of a jail sentence looms ever-closer. But if Lindsay Lohan does go to prison for her DUI arrests, don't worry about missing her, because you've still got those naked Lindsay Lohan photos to look forward to.
You can listen to the Lindsay Lohan 911 call here, but be warned – it does contain the most annoying woman on the planet and an almost comically passive aggressive policeman.
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Kippertron says
There’s a bit in that tape where the operator comes THIS close to saying the word ‘fucking’. see if you can spot it
Zig Zag says
Her buttocks must be punished relentlessly.