James Corden is the sexiest man in show business. If you're a girl you fancy him, if you're a guy and gay you fancy him, if you're a guy and straight you're considering it.
Actually, hell, yes of course you would. And so would Lily Allen – so fast it would make your head spin. For those that have not met James Corden, let us enlighten you as to exactly what makes the man so special.
Apart from being so damn talented you want to ram his head in a vice and squeeze, it turns out he is actually so nice, so pleasant and so modest you want to take his head out of the vice then shove your own in there because you feel so guilty about dissing him in the first place. Yes, we are fans, and that leads us back to Lily Allen.
Now, we thought James was dating Sheridan Smith from Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. Not a great show admittedly, not funny as a comedy tends to be and about as warm as salad.
Anyway, according to James while chatting on Allen's show Lily Allen and Friends, it seems their situation is 'complicated' or, as he said himself when pushed by the host, he's 'single'. Both of those terms make no sense together and anyone who has ever been in a relationship knows that 'complicated' means 'split up' and 'single' means 'please sleep with me'.
Lily wasted no time in fawning all over James like a giddy schoolgirl and, wouldn't cha know it, he gave it right back with feeling. According to The Sun:
James had already admitted he wanted to appear on her chat-show because he fancied the cute singer – and it looks as if the feeling might be mutual! After interviewing a pair of newlyweds whose comic first dance has been a YouTube hit, Lily told James: "Maybe we should do something like that when we get married." He replied: "We both know that when we get married it'll be me, you and two people we don't know in Vegas in about five weeks time."'
If you visit the website for Lily Allen and Friends and watch the uncut James Corden interview you will even hear recently reformed and really-quite-lovely-now warbler Lily announce 'just fuck me' under her breath.
Taking this come-on in his stride, James kept his cool and continued to flirt for the rest of the show as if he had just learnt the meaning of the word. If these two don't get together, or sleep together or get very drunk and indulge in the world's clumsiest foreplay, we would be stunned.
James Corden's self-penned sitcom Gavin and Stacey is set to return to BBC Three this Sunday. It is about as quaint as comedy gets and all the better for it.
God, stop us while we like something here. Actually, James Corden is a mean nasty shit. Always has been, always will be. Probably still would though.
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Romance For Lily and James – The Sun
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O thank god. Does this mean she’s done with Rupert Grint then?
MELANIE THAT WAS NEVER EVEN TRUE
THEY’RE JUST FRIENDS! THEY WERE KIDDING AROUND ON THE SHOW!
I agree with the above. Lily was just fooling around when she said just fuck me, it was just a joke. The press think that everything they here is true cos they’re so gullible. And James wasn’t trying anything with her, he was just being nice to her. She said that no one had ever been that nice to her before and James just wanted to make her feel special. That’s all it was!
shut up you lemon taaaaart
Clearly meant as a joke. Corden was once the (lardy) butt of a flirtacious dialogue with Emma Kennedy on some pointless chat show. Partly what made it funny was how revolting and preposterous a union with Corden would be. James Corden is completely devoid of talent, intelligence or appeal. People of taste and discernment can only hope for his early (and painless, I’m not vindictive) death.
Oops! Flirtatious, not flirtacious. Sorry, it’s been a long day!
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