It's been a while since any female UK pop acts have been applauded so Lily Allen has been a bit quiet of late, busying herself as she is with her dreadful non-charitable charity-shop exorbitant clothes-rental business.
But fear not, Jessie J has done quite well at the increasingly perplexing MOBO awards so Lily has piped up once again in the most passive-aggressive manner possible in the hope of starting yet another publicity-garnering feud.
The great big doe-eyed Keith Allen looky-likey publicity hungry geezer-bird?tweeted following the awards.
‘Now, I love Jessie J as much as the next person, but how is her music ‘of black origin’? Is it cause she says “man dem” in her tune?’
Not content with running a clothes shop of dubious existence where, if you can find it, you can get some second-hand tat to wear to an event where you\’ll meet people actually named Tobias and then have to give it back, Lily is going back to her roots.
By which we mean she's resumed her previous role as the petulant self-imagined queen bee of your middle school, once again conducting a supposedly-good-natured whispering campaign against any other girls in her year that may be getting as popular as she imagines she should be.
?I love Jessie as much as the next person? indeed. Lily knows that the next person is you and people like you, who are just a bit indifferent to Jessie J, albeit slightly alarmed by her resemblance to a cross between Bruce The Shark from Finding Nemo and a Duplo figure. And the fact that we're pretty sure she's never blinked in her life or will ever age. Ever.
With depressing predictability, we imagine twitter to be currently alight with Jessie J fans all pointing out that Lily?s appallingly whimsical musical output, featuring the absent-minded warbling of someone singing to themselves in the bath whilst they mentally prepare the week?s shopping list, was not exactly cutting-edge itself.
In the meantime, everyone gets their publicity and the MOBOs remain utterly gash.
Bootster says
” …slightly alarmed by her resemblance to a cross between Bruce The Shark from Finding Nemo and a Duplo figure.” – Genius.
-jessiejfan says
-i like lily allen,but when it comes to dissing jessie j it gets personal,jessie j thrashes it so haters&oviously jelous lilly allens need to shuv it where the sun don’t shine.