You could argue that, for the most part, Kanye West is an entertaining and spirited chap. That’s usually because he has an astonishing inability to self-censor. He opens up that expensive mouth of his and BLAM it all comes tumbling out like word-shaped puke.
Of course, his most famous bout of vomitous babbling was during Taylor Swift’s acceptance tremble, which saw Kanye being transformed from a vaguely famous rapper into a living, breathing meme.
It’s been a while since he flooded our collective minds with chat, but he’s at it again, deciding to talk about the sensitive topic of abortion. And Lily Allen isn’t happy.
Kanye took to his favoured medium – Twitter – to start rambling like a drunk in a pigsty about abortion. He complained that the whole abortion process is a bit on the expensive side. He presumably thought that up while picking bits of Cheetos out of his golden teeth.
He wrote:
“An abortion can cost a ballin’ nigga up to 50gs maybe a 100. Gold diggin’ bitches be getting pregnant on purpose. #STRAPUP my niggas.”
With kind, sensitive words like that, we’re surprised that the US government hasn’t signed him up to be that person who appears in highschools, teaching kids about condoms with bananas and a look of fear in their eye.
So is West reacting to this from personal experience?
“It ain’t happen to me but I know people.”
He’s talking about sex in general there. Thus far, Kanye has French kissed someone and dry humped a lady on a sofa, but no penetrative sex thus far.
Lily Allen, who we can rely on for an opinion (one of the reasons we kinda like her), weighed-in on the subject. The whole baby-issue is something very close to the British popstar as she’s suffered a miscarriage and a stillbirth in the last couple of years. That, of course, is crashingly unfunny.
She replied to his tweet, saying:
“Never has a tweet put me in such a bad mood.
“This is wrong on so many levels.”
Lily must be an optimist if she expected Kanye to be anything other than a loudmouth gitclog about the whole thing, presumably spurred on by Justin Bieber’s recent comments on the matter.
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