Terrible news, readers. Kim Jong-il, has gone and died on us, leaving a rather small but impressive hole in the fabric of our world’s society. Seriously, he was a veritable Superman and we’ll never see his like again. Of course, Kim Jong-il went by a variety of names. His people (lucky beggars!) referred to him … Continue reading Licensed to Il: Kim Jong Il, Dead Because His Body Couldn’t Handle All That Amazingness