Lesbian’s Rant At Letterman

In another sign that the world is not perfect, America gets The Late Show five times a week, and what have we got? Sycophantic old Michael Parkinson, a man who looks like he smells of stale urine and murray mints.

To be fair, the Letterman show does have it’s critics. And none are more baffling than Rosie O’Donnell.

You may remember Rosie from the Flintstones movie that John Goodman (DVDs) was in. She was Barney Rubble’s wife. And in the US, she was a talk-show presenter, dubbed ‘The Queen Of Nice’. Until she revealed that she was a secret lesbian all along. And now she’s a sort of hate-fuelled professional lesbian.

She’s taken a pop at Letterman on her website. We think. Speaking of when Dave had a heart operation, she writes:

"a casual aside to mr moon v who spoke of his concern
about sweeps w/o dave if u r stuck for a host lemme know - i am here
the end

2 days later rob barnett calls me the new ep i liked the old ep - morty

hello rob i said and off he went how dare i
try to steal daves gig by calling les
"you are not a friend of the letterman show - rosie"

Leaving aside the fact that her post looks like a four year-old drug-faced maniac dictated it to a sea lion that types with it’s nose, the point of it seems to be that she offered to stand in for Dave when he was ill, but there was a misunderstanding.

And that’s it. All this happened years ago, by the way. So it’s not really news. Sorry.

[story by Stuart Heritage]