Lee Ryan: Blue made me vomit

by Chris Laverty on October 11, 2005 79 Comments

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The dumbest sack of shit in pop, Lee Ryan is in no hurry to reunite
with his former Blue bandmates. Yeah, he says that now, but when
Channel Five come knocking for Celebrity Cattle Birth it might well be
a different story.

Ryan says of the talent-bypassed boy band:

"I don’t miss working with them. You could say we got sick of each other, though not friendship-wise. We all had different things we wanted to do and were sick of what we were doing."

 

Lee Ryan (CDs), currently to be seen chasing an upset horse in his video for Turn Your Car Around, is now a bona fide solo artist, album in Woolworths and everything.

Obviously he’s crap, that goes without saying, but he’s not scared of leaving behind a once successful career.

"I can’t go back. We said we’d come back but I never believed it."

Though there’s not much to risk when you’ve not yet reached your fifteenth birthday. Ryan has his whole job seeking life ahead of him. Plus with Paris Hilton now single again we think they would make a delightful showbiz couple.

As thick as dehydrated camel piss, but delightful all the same.

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{ 79 comments… read them below or add one }

Burlington October 18, 2005 at 8:43 pm

Lee Ryan. What an ugly, ugly man and a sad, minging excuse for a human being. Yuck, yuck, yuck.

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Angela October 19, 2005 at 12:02 pm

Lee is not as thick as shit he’s just a young man trying to have fun with his life and you havn’t heard the other past members of blues comments on the reunion so shouldn’t really comment on lees views. Also you should take a long look in the fucking mirror before calling Lee Ryan ugly!

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Christiane October 20, 2005 at 1:56 pm

lee should think of what he´s saing he was with them for more than 4 years so its not good to talk like that about you´re friends you´re schould think of that is you´re past and its a part of you´re life and they are you´re friends one time you told that nobody else can understand what you´re bin througth just the 4 of you so don´t be like that but its good that you´re alone now it made you grow up and that´s good for you

take care Christiane

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emma October 22, 2005 at 12:42 pm

lee ryan is not ugly he is absolutly gorgeous,he can really sing too,unlike all these other boybands. Iam ur number 1 fan love u.take care and keep making ur music,lots of love emmaxxxxxxxxxxx

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burlington October 25, 2005 at 6:15 pm

A message for Angela – a nice try at an insult, the only problem is you have absolutely no idea what I look like and I could be Adam Levine from Maroon 5 for all you know(but as a fan of Lee Ryan I doubt you’ve ever heard of him.)

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lisa October 25, 2005 at 8:37 pm

lee ryan is NOT ugly and is definatey not thick… hes the one whos gone and made something of him self! wats ur job? typeing out sh!t about people u obviously dont know. Lee is extremely talented and is an amzing person and inspiration to alot of people. me being one of them

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broken-heart October 27, 2005 at 11:07 am

to a preson who changed my life for ever-he doesn’t deserve this words from you( burlington).i like his personality alot . he has got a big heart.he deserve more than this.
he knows me pretty well.

with love:
broken-heart

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Burlington October 27, 2005 at 11:24 pm

Dear Broken-Heart (personally, my heart bleeds), I’m sure Lee feels fantastic that you are a ‘preson’ whose life has been changed by him, even if all he did was sign a publicity photograph and bung it in an envelope.
Lisa, I’m sure Lee can rest safely now he has been such an inspiration to you.
I now call for a renaming of this article – Lee Ryan: my face made me vomit.

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amanda November 2, 2005 at 4:36 pm

i love lee ryan! he is so smart,talented,pretty! i love his songs! blue was a great band! but now i see that lee is gona be fine with out them!he is my number 1 artist! lee is the best! so u all stand up as people and see what i see! dont say he sucks or hes stupid! PLEASE! LOVE U LEE AMANDA

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amanda November 2, 2005 at 4:39 pm

i love lee ryan! he is so smart,talented,pretty! i love his songs! blue was a great band! but now i see that lee is gona be fine with out them!he is my number 1 artist! lee is the best! so u all stand up as people and see what i see! dont say he sucks or hes stupid! PLEASE! LOVE U LEE AMANDA

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leela November 3, 2005 at 4:31 pm

lee is so beautiful

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becki November 3, 2005 at 9:01 pm

I love lee ryan how dare u say he’s ugly! OMG he’s gorgeous! N so talented! I realli miss blue n i wish they could get back together! I no lee is doin well by himself n i hope he keeps doin wut he’s doin!
Dont ever change lee u rock my world! xxx Becki xxx

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James November 4, 2005 at 8:28 am

Lee Ryan looks like pickled road kill.

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ROBERT FITCHET November 9, 2005 at 11:40 am

Lee ryan is not the dumb ugly twit and all the other nasty titles he,s had lately,think back to robbie williams wide arrogant drugs binges woman men?,lee is very similar arrogant foolish and very clever with it,take it from me LEE RYAN is a very clever man and will have a very successfull career with or without BLUE ,ok since when did it become a crime to have a laugh few pranks and get drunk etc whilst enjoying your job and take a little back,he is human and is entitled to a life offstage.I have followed his career for a long time and he is on the way to becoming the next robbie williams NOT hes gonna be better,as for the gay rumour so what if he is ,it takes all kinds to make the world a better place.LIVE AND LET LIVE STAND UP AS PEOPLE

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Tammy November 9, 2005 at 6:07 pm

hey guts its not time to bet in lee love even i love him /but lets talk little truthly / im so sad about what happeneed 2blue but that was in the past / lee..u must now that those three friends was part of ur gife 4 along time& u should be prowd of ur segf cos one day you was part of them (love u guys/lee/dunk/sim/ant)sweet kiss to agg of u.

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Tammy November 9, 2005 at 6:16 pm

pleas lee say that u didnt said that bad talk about ur friends but if that true just i can say i hope that all of u guys be one day my friend (lee /dunk/sim/ant) cos every one of u have ammaizing personality. (love u guys)

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Carla Ryan November 10, 2005 at 8:42 am

No No! Lee Ryan is beautiful..who said that he is ugly must be an a** hole. Lee Ryan is d best.. its not his fault if they don’t have a perfect pitch!! Lee I am always your best fan!! Lv Carla

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broken-heart November 11, 2005 at 9:52 am

look, maybe you think lee ryan suck but i think he does’t care about what his unfan people say..right gus??..he is so confedent and i think he is the most talented singer i have ever known..for example am arabic lady but i hate arabic i love u guys all the america peaple include the singers but lee is a defrent situation
i love u lee and dunk as well

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salam salem November 12, 2005 at 12:20 pm

hi lee u r my biggset fan i love u so much and i will always do

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amanda November 12, 2005 at 8:22 pm

lee i cant breath easy with out you! youre my big love!! enjoy youre music! with all my heart amanda

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Burlington November 13, 2005 at 1:08 am

I bet Lee will breath easy knowing he has lots of fans with the same IQ as him, judging by those garbled protestations of love.

James – you played a blinder.

The next Robbie Williams? (*choking on pint*)More like the next Jason Orange.

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nada November 14, 2005 at 9:36 am

DAMN IT!!!who’s the fuck do u think that u are to say these stupid things about the most adorable men in the whole world hah?first of all he is not ugly and BLUE is the greatest pop band in the whole world.and i don’t believe that lee has said these horrible things about his frinds it’s just rumours that unfans like to split about popular people.The person who wrote thece awful things about my love is a sick person and i swear if i could meet this person i would kick his ass either it’s a fat ass or a skeleton ass yeah i promise

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tema November 24, 2005 at 1:15 pm

i cant belive that lee ever say that blue are great they love each other

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James November 24, 2005 at 2:31 pm

Notice how Blue rhymes with poo.

Coincidence? I don’t think so.

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Becky Livings November 26, 2005 at 8:11 pm

I love lee ryan he is so cute. i am really missing blue they were my favouite band and always will be. i love you lee 4 ever and ever lots of love Becky

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Liz November 27, 2005 at 9:49 pm

you don’t even know him. You only know the side that the press portray of him, as do we all so I don’t think it’s fair for ANY of us EVEN THE FANS to comment on his personality. We don’t know him and we probably never will. Liz xx

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aysenur November 29, 2005 at 11:50 am

my one love duncan!but ı love lee.kiss you ı loooooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu

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Maren C. November 30, 2005 at 5:37 pm

Don`t talk shit about Lee, he`s the most beautiful man I think only someone ugly could say such stuff like you, but in reality you wish you was him!!

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nihan December 2, 2005 at 2:55 pm

I will eat you lee realy believe in me don’t come in turkey because I could eat you

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nihan December 2, 2005 at 3:03 pm

lee is my everything anybody can say to lee ugly maybe he is ugly but I think he have wonderful noise awww

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annie james December 4, 2005 at 3:14 pm

i dont believe in this whole story ,but any way we dont know what every one of them is going through so plz dont talk about them because they have been a nice band and they are all in our hearts . and iam a big fan of lee you could say that he is my world and if you read this lee i want you to know that you and the guys helped me a lot so thank you and wish you and them the very best

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Natz December 7, 2005 at 11:29 am

Oh dear, we have ourselves a story! “Burlington” I value your opinion greatly, infact it doesnt bother me in the slightest what you think. Lee Ryan is normal. Ok maybe not quite, but he isn’t God, but he isnt exactly some lowlife who had done nothing with himself either. Fans who obsess and think they are goin to marry him and think he’s some sort of Godsend are a bit deluded im afraid. He spends his life (in the celebrity world) playing the part of “Lee Ryan” sex maniac, cocky twat. Really he is just a genuinely nice, normal guy. No he is not thick, he may not have the brains of an academic genius but he has the brains to know what to do with his life and how to act around other people, how to sing, act, write and infact I admire him. Natz x

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Laura December 7, 2005 at 11:35 am

Oh my god how sad can some people get? Lee is NOT thick! He’s one of those artist that writes his OWN songs and sings LIVE 100% of the time which is very rare in the music business today. I think you all should stop judgeing people you haven’t even met. Pretty sad if you ask me. At least the guys made something out of his life. Money fame Girls and amazing music. If you ask me its sounds like your a tad bit jealous!!

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James December 7, 2005 at 1:02 pm

Jealous? Jealous of that fish faced turd for brains furniture shagger? I don’t think so.

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sam December 12, 2005 at 8:12 pm

you are mad lee ryan is a clever sexy fit lad that has made the right choice leaving blue and taking a solo career. 1. lee has a great voice and he lives to sing
2.blue would not survive in this new crap people call music.
3.and the blue lads obviously don’t want to get back together anyway because simon and lee have both got albums out and ant and dunc have one coming out soon
AND LEE RYAN IS NOT THICK

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Haylee December 14, 2005 at 10:43 am

Lee would be so glad you have taken the time out of your sad lives to htink about him!

Asif Lee is gonna care what you think of him. He is talented..im sure his bank balence would tell you that! He is an inspiration your all just jelouse

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Sarah December 14, 2005 at 6:25 pm

You prefetic people. Why are you dissing Lee Ryan when you don’t even know him. What’s the point…Your a loser and you just need to get a life..The only loser is you guys, so stop dissing Lee Ryan, cause you don’t even know what he is and you may not even know him at all. Leave Lee alone ok, you dont even have a reason why your dissing Lee Ryan, if you have some mean things to say to Lee keep them to yourself cause some people don’t want to hear what you got to say and we don’t care. Shut your mouth and leave him alone ok….

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Rob December 15, 2005 at 9:45 am

Yeah!
Jimi Hendrix, John Lennon, Jeff Buckley, David Bowie, Thom Yorke, Lee Ryan.
He’s up there with the greats!

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Jemma December 22, 2005 at 12:18 am

James, like Lee would give a f*ck what u say anyway. He’d kick ur arse.

its tw*ts like u that make the world a horrible place.

u must talk so big to make up for smaller things.

get a f*ckin life you sket

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Emilie December 22, 2005 at 5:25 am

(By the way this is only 4 ppl who av bin disin the wounderful Mr Lee Ryan) OMG! get a grip of ya selfs wil ya n I cnt quite blieve the amount of crap that is cumin out of ur mouths u av no rite 2 dis anybody luv emilie x x.

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Jamie January 3, 2006 at 2:53 am

to Burlington: completely agree with what you said about Lee. However you seem to think Maroon 5 are some great band which people who like pop music wont know because theyre so incredibly rock..Maroon 5 are possibly one of the worst bands in the world.

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Loki January 9, 2006 at 5:04 am

Seriously, some people have NO lives. Do we really need to bash someone we barely know? Let lee live his life and do what he pleases. You haters dont know him, you feed off of whats given to you by the scum known as the tabloids. Just let it go, its a dead horse.

Lets try and find a topic that will have some merrit and maybe change the world instead of adding more silly drama to it.

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duygu January 16, 2006 at 9:14 pm

it’s really sick to tell something like that.all people(who have an average IQ)would know that the truth is twisted.lee would say that he doesn’t want to come back again,but he would never say that blue makes him vomit.
and lee is talented(you would understand it if you’ve listened his songs without a prejudgement.).he is clever,and gorgeous.you’re just jealous.
we know that you hate lee,but it’s press,and there shouldn’t be words like that:’The dumbest sack of shit in pop, Lee Ryan…”etc.i’m not teaching you how to do your jobs,but it’s my comment,and i hope my comment to be understood.

p.s:burlington and james,you really bother me and the others.you’re really insulting lee ryan for no reason.just tell what you want to say in a normal way.
by the way,burlington,if you’re really adam levine,you should be the one who vomited because of his face.

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Tiffy January 21, 2006 at 2:28 am

LEE RYAN IS THE BEST SINGER IN THE WORLD!!

I can’t believe it!!

And this is not TRUE!! The biggest lie ever!!

“I don’t miss working with them. You could say we got sick of each other, though not friendship-wise. We all had different things we wanted to do and were sick of what we were doing.”

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Jo January 26, 2006 at 11:15 am

can i just say burlington that you must have a secret obsession with lee ryan to write such a hateful topic about him. people always say if you dog somebody repeatedly you actually fancy them!!! if you hate him why bother wasting your time writing stuff about him?? loser.

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James January 26, 2006 at 1:13 pm

I doubt that Burlington fancies Lee Ryan. I’m sure his motivation for writhing about him stems from Lee Ryan being a complete talent void gorm. More people should be made aware of this.

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Caroline January 27, 2006 at 1:21 am

This thread is pathetic. I will admit I am a Fan of Lee Ryan but this Burlington and his mate wont go changing their minds about what they think of Lee just because a large amount of fans came and had a go at them.
In other words, get over it guys. Live and let live.
(and to be honest, i dont think lee would give a rats arse if he found out two people were slagging him off. Theres far bigger fish to fry)

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madelaine January 27, 2006 at 8:17 am

so..i dunno why u peep are so jealous of lee..just cause he’s better then u..he’s smart..he’s good looking..he has loads of fans…and some ppl like u..no sorry..things like u come and diss him…u realy need 2 get a life..dont cha have bnetter things 2 do…like go and play wiv u’re dogs or smth..

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Jo January 27, 2006 at 10:00 am

aw it seems that James also has a crush on the Ryanster. Get a f**king life will you and talk about something you actually like!!! you must depress yourself constantly calling people you dont even know. can you not just be nice??

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selvea January 30, 2006 at 12:05 pm

OMG!!!! ur soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo unbeilevable I love u more than any 1 can emagen but im sorry but ur sooooooo stubet gad damn why u dont want 2 come back again with blue u dont know how much we all love this band and i love it becoz of u and now u dont wanna come back why pleeeeeeeeeez baby ur solo is soooooooooooo beautiful but honestlEE its not as good as with blue so baby plz 4 ur fans think about it !!!!!! love u 2 death and ur faithfulEE 4 eva!!

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