The dumbest sack of shit in pop, Lee Ryan is in no hurry to reunite
with his former Blue bandmates. Yeah, he says that now, but when
Channel Five come knocking for Celebrity Cattle Birth it might well be
a different story.
Ryan says of the talent-bypassed boy band:
"I don’t miss working with them. You could say we got sick of each other, though not friendship-wise. We all had different things we wanted to do and were sick of what we were doing."
Lee Ryan (CDs), currently to be seen chasing an upset horse in his video for Turn Your Car Around, is now a bona fide solo artist, album in Woolworths and everything.
Obviously he’s crap, that goes without saying, but he’s not scared of leaving behind a once successful career.
"I can’t go back. We said we’d come back but I never believed it."
Though there’s not much to risk when you’ve not yet reached your fifteenth birthday. Ryan has his whole job seeking life ahead of him. Plus with Paris Hilton now single again we think they would make a delightful showbiz couple.
As thick as dehydrated camel piss, but delightful all the same.
[story by Chris Laverty]