Leave Jew-Hating Mel Gibson Alone: His Hollywood Pals
August 7th, 2006 at 13:00 by Stuart Heritage
It's been over a week since Mel Gibson got boozed up on tequila and tore around Mailbu in his car blaming the Jews for everything and proclaiming his fondness for women with mammaries like sucrose.
And, after a week, you'd expect that the world would be all Mel Gibson-ed out. But that's not the case - a bunch of Mel Gibson's Hollywood friends like Patrick Swayze and Jodie Foster have spoken out in support of the actor. In fact, in a remarkable display of solidarity, every single famous Hollywood actor you could possibly think of has teamed up to produce a We Are The World-style single to help Mel Gibson out, entitled Fucking Jews (I'm Going To Fuck You, Sugar Tits).
Silly old Mel Gibson - he's been famous for decades, so you'd think he'd know better than to unleash an anti-Semitic tirade while being arrested for drunk driving in the middle of summer - that's when nobody has anything else interesting to write about. He'd have done much better to do it in the autumn, or on a bank holiday weekend. After all, that's how Michael Jackson got away with it.
You all know the story of Mel Gibson's Jew-slagging tirade as well as the plot of any of his films, but here's a recap: Mel Gibson gets stopped by the police for drink driving, then Mel Gibson tells the arresting officer that he wants to have sex with him and that he owns Malibu, then Mel Gibson informs the policeman that the fucking Jews are responsible for all forms of global violence, then Mel Gibson calls a lady policeman "Sugar Tits," then Mel Gibson says sorry for the Jew-slagging, then he goes into rehab, then he apologises again and everyone's all like "Humph," because they don't know if he's really sorry or he's just trying to get people to still go and watch Apocalypto.
So thank Christ for Mel Gibson's Hollywood pals, who have stepped into clear this mess up. Jodie Foster and producer Dean Devlin have both come forward to say that Mel Gibson isn't an anti-Semite. Firstly, here's what Jodie Foster - a Sugar Tits - had to tell the Los Angeles Times:
"Is he an anti-Semite? Absolutely not. But it's no secret that he has always fought a terrible battle with alcoholism. [He] was a shining example of how low you can go when you are young and still pull yourself up. He took his recovery very seriously, which is why I know he is strong enough to get through this now."
Meanwhile, Dean Devlin - a Fucking Jew - told the paper:
"If Mel is an anti-Semite, then he spends a lot of time with us, which makes no sense. But he is an alcoholic, and while that makes no excuse for what he said, because there is no excuse, I believe it was the disease speaking, not the man. I have been with Mel when he has fallen off, and he becomes a completely different person. It is pretty horrifying."
And recently Patrick Swayze - who isn't a Fucking Jew, a Sugar Tits or a famous actor any more - told GMTV:
"People say stupid things when they happen to have a few, and especially if you don't drink any more, or have limited your drinking for a long time and all of a sudden you decide to have one too many with the boys — you are stupid."
So there, it's official - Mel Gibson doesn't hate the Jews, he just turns into the world's biggest prick when he's been drinking.
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August 7th, 2006 at 10:24 pm
Malibu police did Gibson a real favor on a couple points. Of course the arrest records will probably never be released, there is no height reference line on his every-hair-in-place mugshot. It looks like a damned publicity photo, not a booking photo. But mostly they didn’t charge him with speeding, although he was clocked 30mph over the limit. Had they done that his DUI would have automatically gone to felony status. I’d say Gibson got off lightly with the law. No point in giving him any more breaks, what he needs now is tough love.
August 20th, 2006 at 9:12 am
How much does Mel need the jews in Hollywood for his films anyway? I’m sure the road to forgivesness will easily be paved with gold if there’s a buck for the hollywood movie industry - Jew controlled or not.
October 24th, 2007 at 9:13 pm
Mel Gibson does not hate Jews or any other race of human beings. He is a Christian man and knows Our Lord Jesus Christ’s teaching on that subject.
He had a few drams onboard and spouted out rubbishy anger at the way Jesus Christ was crucified not by Jews but by their masters, who were mostly afraid
of what Jesus Christ was teaching his people The Jews. Do you think that Mel Gibson an highly intelligent man and a Christian would be ignorant of that fact ?
You must be joking and you are on a hiding to nothing if your continue to pursue that nonsensical opinion. I do not mean Mel’s Pals in Holywood of course.Not at all !
I am referring to some news-hungry yelps that are doing the rounds these days looking for smut of any kind to create a headline or two. Maybe earn a few buck
into the bargain ? Who knows ?
I wish to contact Mel as I have a film proposition to discusss with him that I am confident will help him remain as a top class actor and film producer if he has
decided to take up full film producing and directing as his main interest these days.
He can contact me directly on my email Maybe one of his Pals can make sure he get this message ?
October 24th, 2007 at 9:15 pm
Thats alright by me. Moderate it all you wish to but do not miss out the certral point. I would like Mel Gibson to get in touch with me soon as possible.