You know what’s worse than a celebrity getting arrested for DUI? A celebrity getting arrested for DUI who’s technically a celebrity even though people don’t know who he is – so say hi to Taboo, he’s been arrested for driving around whacked on pot.

Taboo? Taboo? Who’s he? Well obviously Taboo is a member of the Black Eyed Peas, although not any of the ones you’ll have heard of. Anyway, long story short, at 8:30 on Tuesday morning, Taboo was driving around a town with a silly name when he was involved in a minor car crash. Police then found a small amount of marijuana and some medication that Taboo didn’t have a prescription for and swiftly busted Taboo for suspected DUI. After this harrowing ordeal, Taboo has vowed to detail his rough treatment at the hands of the Los Angeles police department in a new Black Eyed Peas song, tentatively entitled Let’s Have A Happy Happy Party Disco Time Baby (Ooh Yeah Yeah).