Usually, there is nothing I like better more than a couple of hot messes fighting with each other over some douche bag. It’s amazing I didn’t like “The Hills” or “Laguna Beach more”, actually. However, this seventh grade Twitter war between Brandi Glanville and Leann Rimes is making me roll my eyes so much I look like I’m fucking possessed.
So Brandi was in New York with her kids, when suddenly her son with M-List Casanova, Eddie Cibrian, got sick and had to go to the emergency room. And, like any good mother, Brandi felt the need to live Tweet the damn thing and take some pics. OF COURSE SHE DID. However, this didn’t sit too well with Eddie’s current insecure, insane main bang piece, Leann Rimes. But not for the reasons you might think.
No, Leann wasn’t upset that Brandi was whoring out Mason’s hospital visit via Twitter, she was upset that her and her Baywatch reject husband weren’t in the loop, and then, in classic Leann Rimes style, had to go and make this shit all about her.
Got a text from a friend at 4:30am asking if mason was ok. THANK GOD! Mason just called Eddie himself!! It's been a panicked morning not knowing anything and mason being all the way across the US. Relived to know he's ok.
Oh, calm the fuck down, Leann. Clearly the kid wasn’t in dire condition and called you guys as soon as he knew what was up. And second of all, don’t act like your “friend” texted you in the wee hours of the morning to let you know what was going on Brandi’s Twitter as if you two lunatics don’t refresh each other’s Twitter feed every second of every damn day.
Do I think Brandi should’ve called Eddie and said “Oh hey, our kid is in hospital”? Sure. Do I think her and Leann need to play out every detail of this damn feud over Twitter? NO. Just make snide Instagram posts. That’s what I do! #mature
And can I please just note that this feud is over Eddie fucking Cibrian!? Didn’t he play a rapist on a tv show like 20 years ago?! Who even fucking cares!?
These two need to leave each other alone and get back to doing what they do best. And in case you didn’t know what that is:
Leann: abusing laxatives
Brandi: being a drunken hot mess
I like you guys better when I can relate to what you’re doing.