As far as the public can tell, Lamar Odom is off the hard shit and has gotten his life back on track; he even got himself signed to a new basketball team! However, super investigator of the year (a.k.a. me) thinks there is no way he is off drugs, because according to him, Khloe Kardashian is going to be his wife forever, regardless of the fact she’s filed for divorce against his cheating ass.
Don’t get me wrong, I liked Khloe and Lamar as a couple, even if she did talk to him in that annoying ass baby voice, but at the end of the day he did cheat on her a whole bunch and even made a cracked out rap video about it (which was SOMEHOW not nominated for Best Rap Video at the MTV Video Music Awards), so I totally understand why girlfriend decided to throw in the towel. Too bad it seems like Lamar hasn’t given up on being?a reoccurring character on Keeping Up With The Kardashians just yet.
In an exclusive interview with Us Weekly (the magazine of choice for the Kardashian’s and their extended crew), Lamar feels like even though she filed for divorce, Khloe will always be his woman, and he hopes the divorce doesn’t go through. Lamar said:
I love my wife. She?ll always be my wife, no matter what. Who knows? We don?t know exactly if [the divorce is going through]. Only time will tell. I hope not. But even if we were divorced, she would always be my wife.
Maybe all those drugs took their toll on Lamar Odom’s brain, because?I am not 100% sure that he knows what “divorce” means. Where I come from (Canada…a simpler place), divorce means that you are no longer married, meaning that Khloe wouldn’t actually be Lamar’s wife anymore, regardless of what he thinks.
Part of me would actually feel really bad for Lamar if it weren’t for the fact that he screwed up so bad. I mean, his behavior made Scott Disick look like life partner of the year, and that’s saying something (I actually love Scott, who am I even kidding?!)
Khloe used to be my favorite Kardashian sister (until Kendall started owning hoes), and she’s still #2 on my list (did you see her on Chelsea Lately doing that fake court thing with her mom? You can say a lot about the Kardashians, but you can’t say they don’t have a sense of humor about themselves), so I don’t want to see her get burned again (since I clearly feel like I am genuine friends with these people. Krysta + Khloe = BFF <3).
I dunno, but if Khloe and Lamar do get back together, this is totally me reading about it on the internet: