Have you lot made your mind up about Lady GaGa yet? It seems that you’ve all split up into different camps about her. One camp thinks she’s exactly what we need right now – a larger than life popstar with choruses so big, we can’t quite compute them. Another camp think she’s just a weirdo who might have a Johnson secreted about her undercrackers. There’s probably another really boring camp that haven’t really got an opinion on her. Well prepare for another clutch of GaGa’s Little Monsters – The tea enthusiasts.

Yep, GaGa is well known for her love of a brew (apparently, she likes ‘breakfast tea’, loads of milk, five sugars) and as such, Twinings are sniffing around her in the hope she’ll put her name to a bunch of teabags.

For the record, this is not a euphemism.

Yes indeed, Lady GaGa has apparently been at the centre of a bidding war to become the face of a famous tea company, which would make her commercial endeavours delightfully old-fashioned. You may recall that she was sponsored by Polaroid as well.

What next? GaGa sponsored by VHS videos?

Anyway, the popstar has been offered deals by a lot of big-ass companies but strangely, it is Twinings who are closest to signing GaGa who have decided to turn their back on the likes of Stephen Fry in favour of someone younger with slightly bigger tits.

If rumours are to be believed, she’s been offered a multi-million-pound contract to promote their product.

“Her management have received a load of offers from major tea companies but Twinings are the front-runners. They want to launch a new tea with her face on it and discussions are taking place at the top level,” a source said.

“Names like The Taste Of GaGa are being batted about. The idea is to have tasting sessions in which she would participate.”

The insider added: “The tasters are coming up with a tea with an oriental flavour. They want to market tea to a new, younger generation – particularly in America – and GaGa is making drinking tea cool again.”

Next week, we report on Janet Jackson endorsing Eccles Cakes and a multi-hundred pound deal which would see Cheryl Cole becoming the face of anti-Malaria tablets.

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