Lady Gaga is dying thanks to her leaking?! Oh god! What’s happening?! Is all her blood slowly spilling out of her tiny frame? It is probably something to do with her new pointy face bits, right? HER OWN FACE IS KILLING HER OH MY GOD!
Wait. What? Oh.
Lady GaGa isn’t dying, rather, she’s talking metaphorically. She’s actually talking about the leak of her new single, ‘Judas’ and how that this premature release feels like something of a “slow death” to her. That makes more sense doesn’t it?
GaGa said all this on her hilariously pretentious new edition of ‘Gagavision’. If you weren’t aware, GaGa does a whole bunch of webisodes where she speaks in hushed tones while flanked by lackeys.
In Bed With M’GaGa if you like.
GaGa says:
“‘Judas’ is leaking, it’s like a slow death. They were tearing at the song, first it was the arm and then it was the liver.”
And speaking of the songwriting process, she said:
“The creative process is 15 minutes of vomiting and then days, weeks, months, years of fine tuning.”
“Honour your vomit!”
Anyway, hear it from the Lady’s mouth yourself in the latest Gagavision.
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