Last month a nasty rumour did the rounds which claimed that Lady GaGa’s genitals were caught on film as they made their escape on stage at Glastonbury.
The singer was seen pulling down her skirt, after it had hitched up. Unfortunately, her being on stage meant that the front row of the crowd and the camera people got a good old view.
While we’re on the subject, let’s talk about that view for a moment. It was nothing to write home about. Just lady parts amongst a crowd of many, many others. However, Lady GaGa’s undercarriage has been the subject of much debate since even before that. So we are still dutifully bound to talk about it, until such time as she puts it on public display and shuts us all up.
The singer said she’s offended that people are enquiring about what she has going on in her front-bottom area. Terribly offended due to all the additional publicity and talk it has generated about her. She is absolutely beside herself, as just about every pop blog has written about this topic in the last two months. It sucks. So bad.
In fact, the publicity sucks so much that it has been a help in Lady GaGa becoming the most popular download artist of all time, with Poker Face selling a massive 779,000 downloads in the UK alone this year.
It’s all been so horrid that we should stop talking about it and stop helping her shift so many singles. Oh, wait, hang on. Are people still interested in her privates? Okay, let’s examine this one last time and then we shall never speak of this again. Until next week. Or whenever else it comes up.
Over the past few months a lot of false rumours have been reported about Lady GaGa, including an alleged admission from her that she’s a hermaphrodite. Meaning that she has a willy, girl no no places and three boobs, like that chick out of Total Recall. This was of course all false and Lady GaGa was so insulted by the rumours that she didn’t even address them. Never. Nope. Well OK, she kind of addressed them. But only to say that the rumours were stupid and that they were untrue.
Of course, we all know that saying a rumour is untrue is its death knell and from then on, no one shall speak of it again. Until they do.
On Monday 7 September Lady GaGa was taken to task about her body, in the middle of an interview she was doing while in Germany. For TV. In front of literally squillions of people. Well, enough people that you would be embarrassed if you were asked if you had a penis when you didn’t.
A reporter spoke to Lady GaGa and asked outright about the rumours concerning her gender. It was probably a mistake they won’t make again as they got thrown out on their ear because of it.
From The Sun, which also has video of the interview:
Referring to video footage of the New Yorker appearing to flash a little extra something underneath her dress onstage at Glastonbury this year, the blunt journalist enquired: “Do you have a penis?” The stunned singer executed her best Poker Face before replying: “My beautiful vagina is very offended by that question.” Unperturbed, the reporter followed up with: “Really? So you have a vagina?” Ignoring her, Lady GaGa moved on to less humiliating questions as the risk-taking reporter was frantically ushered out of the hall.
Well done to the reporter for getting that far and asking. Now we have in plain English – twice – that Lady GaGa is female and has no hidden/ buried/ disguised male genitals of any sort about her person. There. Done. Can we please stop asking her about this now?
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The Sun is so wrong, the actual interview is on gagadaily.com.
How the hell are you gonna use the Sun as a source?
Hi Andrew. This press junket interview was reported in a similar manner in several places, including Pop Crunch and Showbiz Spy. Besides, how may I ask is an unofficial fan site any better as a source for a celebrity piece than The Sun?
Because they have the actual radio recording rather than just the Suns words.
And if you look at the sources from you’re gossip sites they clearly cite “The Sun” as their source.
Aw snap!
Sarah – as I mentioned in the reply to Andrew – there is video of the interview at the link provided and not just audio.
Not sure of the point you were trying to make with this comment – as there’s a link to the video in the text. Assuming no one noticed or watched (?).
In any case, the video on The Sun matches the quote – which is why the assorted gossip sites referenced it in the manner they did.
Thanks for responding. The unofficial fan site only has the audio – ok.
Well, that is not quite so telling as the video of the interview – which as I say above The Sun have on their site.
The quote is a match to the video and I watched the video before posting. I’d rather that than audio only.
I think the thread has deviated slightly from the main topic discussed in the article..Which is that “Lady” GaGa exposed some kind of flesh-coloured tube from her nether regions at a festival.
really. flesh coloured.
and a tube.
Howdy hoohaahee.
Deviated indeed – people overlooked that there was a video mentioned that supported the quote, and assumed I only reference The Sun’s “words”. Um, I didn’t.
Ho-hum. Easy mistake to make if the post is skim-read I guess.
That aside – indeed – GaGa did appear to have bulky underwear/ something unfortunate going on down there. She was being hassled before that but now the rumours are outta control.
I never even heard of her. Who is this woman? This singer or whatever she is is one weird person.