Remember that film What Women Want? It turns out that they all want Mel Gibson to fake empathy towards them, which we didn’t really see coming.

But what do men want? We just don’t know. And we are men. So what hope could women ever have at figuring out the enigmatic bundle of mysteries that is man? Luckily they no longer have to – TheManslator is here to make this uncertainty a thing of the past. Simply tell TheManslator something that your man has told you and it’ll instantly translate it into what the man really means, in a way that isn’t sexist whatsoever.

Try TheManslator, after the jump…