Kyoto Agreement to “save lives” says TV’s Tommy Walsh

Top television gardener and all round decent heterosexual Tommy Walsh has come out in defence of the controversial Kyoto agreement.

Kyoto, some eight years in the making, has become international protocol from today. It aims to cut down on world pollution (principally from Co2 emissions), reduce global warming and save the species that may ultimately deliver (by registered post) a cure for cancer.

“I’ve just been given planning permission for my own renovation project in East London” remarked Tommy, somewhat veering off the subject. “I’m hoping to crack on with that as soon as I can fit it in”.

That the Americans are not yet fully ‘on-board’ with Kyoto is a worry for signatory nations fearing retaliatory U.S. air strikes against their borders. 

Tommy Walsh however remains defiant; “We are always looking for a good variety of challenges”. 

hecklerspray wholeheartedly supports a truly magnificent man. It is unclear whether the above quotes have anything to do with the whole Kyoto thing but needs must.

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