So, instead of doing two back to back blogs about ladies who are triflin’, I decided to give you all two blogs for the price of one. You can call that lazy, but I only have so much time before my slow ass Netflix account loads The First Wives Club.
ANYWAY, I’ve written a couple of blogs lately on the Taylor Swift/Calvin Harris break up and how Taylor might’ve been the one worthy of a nasty break-up album in that relationship, and I’ve got more news on that, but first, let’s talk about entertainments newest triflin’ hoe: Kylie Jenner.
So, first of all, let me just remind you all how I wrote that blog a few weeks back about how I blame Kylie Jenner for a bunch of shit INCLUDING me knowing shit about Tyga. I was starting for forgive the bitch for putting him in my life because they’ve been broken up for over a month and she’s moved on to a rapper who annoys me way less (some guy called PartyNextDoor), therefore, the internet had way less stories about Tyga and his ugly ass grill.
Yesterday, PartyNextDoor dropped a video for his new song “Come and See Me”, and, unlike all of Tyga’s videos, it looked professional and not like it was filmed on an iPhone 5C by his stoned best friend. Big Sean was even in the video, and I know who he is AND like his music! However, LIKE some of Tyga’s videos, Kylie was featured as the love interest (however, unlike Tyga’s “Stimulated” video in which Kylie appeared, this song wasn’t about how hot it was to fuck her while she was underage). So, it seemed like PND and Kylie were super official since she was making out with him in his new music video and they’ve been seen all over the place (including each other’s SnapChats!) for about a month now.
BUT THEN SCANDAL ROCKED THE INSTAGRAM! Not long after PND’s video starring Kylie came out, Tyga posted this to Instagram:
He eventually changed the caption to just “Back…” and then deleted the post altogether.
BUT THEN, Kylie posted a pic of her wearing that same dress from the pic Tyga posted and tagged him as her ass! WHAT? One minute she’s making out with one rapper all over town and starring in his music videos, and the next she’s back in Tyga’s Instagram? And doing that to PartyNextDoor right after he dropped his video with you in it?! Girl, you triflin’! (Or this is all part of a huge publicity scheme, which, I mean, come on, isn’t beyond the Kardashian/Jenner clan).
Anyway, on to Taylor and Calvin. Now that T. Swift is bringing Tom Hiddleston to her bestie Selena Gomez’s concerts and riding his oddly sexy ass all over American (I’m not at all jealous), Calvin Harris is starting to actually speak out about T. Swizzle’s two-timing, media-manipulating ways (maybe him and Kayne West should have a drink together?)
In several Instagram comments, Calvin responded to some fans with comments like:
She controlled the media and this situation. I had no idea what was going on. So that kind of makes it a lot worse from my perspective.
I cared too much then I didn’t care at all. I am a real person remember.
Bro I didn’t leave anyone and she’s def not sad. It’s all good.
DAMN GINA! Maybe all that shit I was rambling on about last week when I said that Taylor Swift was shady AF was true! Cheatin’ on poor Calvin then manipulating the media to make it seem like he dumped you when really you left him for Tom! Girl, you triflin!