For a while now I’ve been actively pursuing the truth about Kylie Jenner. I think through my hard-hitting investigative journalism I have more than proven that the Jenner/Kardashian family got rid of the real Kylie and replaced her with a new, ‘hotter’ Kylie who fit with the Kardashian look (bigger butt, bigger lips, more spray tan, more make up, more weaves. You get what I’m saying).
However, it seems like maybe their team went a little too far in trying to make New Kylie (which is what I will refer to her as in every blog from now on) more like a Kardashian, because she is slowly but surely just becoming a Kim Kardashian knock-off.
For those of you who are too young to get the title of this blog, Single White Female is a classic 90’s film with Bridget Fonda and Jennifer Jason Leigh. Bridget is a single white female looking for another single white female to be roomies with. In comes Jennifer who in return TRIES TO BECOME BRIDGET AND STEAL HER LIFE.
Does this plot sound familiar? Probably because we currently watch it weekly on a little show called Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
Kris Jenner puts out an ad to find someone to play New Kylie, in comes New Kylie who is turn tries to become Kim Kardashian!
Since New Kylie got cast, she’s slowly but surely been turning herself into Kim 2.0:
But this week, she took it even further. Remember back when Kim dyed her hair platinum blond for Paris fashion week? Well, this is how Kylie showed up for New York fashion week:
SERIOUSLY?
New Kylie is also attempting to copy Kim’s life, but since she’s a bit slow she’s doing a piss poor job. Sure she’s bought herself some lips, a bigger butt, a new face, and major boob game, but she’s really failing in the rapper significant other department with Hollywood Hobo Tyga.
Tyga recently got another car repossessed, but I can’t blog about every time Tyga gets in shit for not paying his bills, otherwise this would just be a 24/7 blog about Tyga and I’ve got shit to do. Luckily for Tyga he’s got New Kylie to handle everything for him and give him the life he wants. He loses a car, she buys him a new one; he loses a record deal, she gets her brother-in-law, Kanye West, to sign Tyga to his label…like having Kanye as a producer will make Tyga a better rapper.
If New Kylie wants to up her transformation into Kim she really needs to ditch Tyga and at least hook up with a guy who has SOME talent. Is Kendrick Lamar single? Travis Scott? Do any rappers out there want a teenage knock-off Kim Kardashian?
No. Probably not.
Abbas says
This is nice
Patrick says
Same hotel even so that fans watching the show won’t think it’s any different from reality.